Cornelian Skween

Music Industry Insider for the Wall Street Journal.

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

Carving this into the stone of my #AllForCincy Mount Rushmore.

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

@fccincinnati @CoorsLight Guys—not right now.

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

#AllForCincy fans: If you aren’t trying for a trophy, why not let us have fun this season by signing Brenner?

Chris Albright:

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Imagine being Mo Farsi and letting a boy control you with their words… not very alpha of Mo…

[Gracin @gra_cin]

as he’s walking away from the scrum, Dado motions for Farsi to meet him in the tunnel

#AllForCincy

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

We used to be a proper club.

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

Brenner watching #AllForCincy tonight from Brazil

[Carter Chapley @CarterChapley]

"I categorize the whole group as lacking discipline," FC Cincinnati Head Coach Pat Noonan says after the match in his press conference.

"That was as disappointing as a defeat as we've had in the five years since I've been here."

#AllForCincy

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

Get your ass on a plane to Brazil and sign @09brenner

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

The Hell is Real rivalry spilled over into the hallway after the match.

Crew players and FC Cincinnati players were yelling back and forth and had to be broken up in the hallway.

Here is a minute of that interaction:

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Pictured: Coach Pat Noonan post match, concerned about his player Dado Valenzuela being murdered in the tunnel by Mo Farsi.

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

Only @09brenner can save us. #AllForCincy

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

@LaurelPfahler But MLS expert @andrew_wiebe told me, “get creative and get it done” so I don’t believe this “salary requirements” nonsense. FCC should, “just go for it.” It’s easy.

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

The most broke and ugly guy you know sending DM‘s to Dua Lipa.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🇧🇷 Sources: Columbus Crew pursued Brazilian forward Brenner and made several offers on loan from Vasco da Gama... but deal not happening at the moment.

Vasco open to exit as Brenner would love a return to MLS.

Brenner, 26, took a paycut to return to FC Cincinnati on loan last season. Permanent deal wasn't sorted. Had 6g/1a in 875 mins.

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

The one weird trick MLS salary cap analysts hate.

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

Midfield, reinforced. Bem-vindo, @Casemiro! 🇧🇷

https://t.co/1GW3A40qvD

[Carter Chapley @CarterChapley]

Noonan added it may be a "quieter window" than in years past (which, he didn't really define "quiet") but that they're making sure the pieces can come in and help take the team to "another level."

"So, I imagine there'll be a couple changes," Noonan closed with.

#AllForCincy

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

Me going through airport security before I got TSA Pre. #ArgentinaVsEspaña

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Summer of The Chris.

[Variety @Variety]

Elon Musk says Christopher Nolan has "lost his integrity" if Lupita Nyong'o is playing Helen of Troy in #TheOdyssey.

One X user claimed that if Nyong’o plays Helen of Troy, it is “an insult” to the Greek poet Homer, who wrote “The Odyssey” around 700 BCE, because he originally described the fictonal character as “fair skinned, blonde, and ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’ because she was so beautiful that men started a war over her.” Musk later commented on the post: “Chris Nolan has lost his integrity.”
https://t.co/hMkDLATESf

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

If you are reading this as an Indiana resident and mad about this, it’s time to accept that you are actively choosing to live in a state ranked 48th for quality of life and your perspective, therefore, has little value. https://t.co/OJdhZfb2kD

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

Oooo, go on you little freak…

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@therchrd @KnifeyLionRadio Still available to get this shirt?!?

[Cornelian Skween @KarateIsntReal]

Here is where I’m at in the progression of Yuya Kubo lore— Miazga goes down with an injury and they are bringing out the stretcher, TV cuts to the sideline to show Yuya about to check in. I think, “Kubo at CB? Sure. Why not?” Not a doubt in my mind.