beardo

There is it is, kard back on his bs again. The worlds foremost hew poster into dota, trap music, and science and other stuff

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

Please remember
the bad tweets are why this
is basically an alt
and there are no good tweets
on twitter dot com

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

rewatched The Wickerman (1973) last night and feeling like i’m going to rewatch it a bunch more this year???

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

having a grey day, so naturally drinking a black and white cafe latte bubble tea

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

things i would have told her about:
the rez dog that followed me this morning
coworker drama
the airplane seats falling on me
eating two lunches and a dinner
the cat sitting next to me on the plane
getting a really nice old fashion

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

i miss texting through the day with my best friend

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

down to about five days for my emotions to react to big things

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

i don’t think there’s a better way to watch a movie than with someone napping on your chest. truly undefeated

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

back into my weepy love songs

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

innovating new ways to have loving friendships that are fulfilling but also let me feel terrible every so often. truly no one has done it like me before

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

finally beat Elden Ring for the first time

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

@BeMyGhoststory Weezer

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

obsessing over the letter x is a very obvious sign of physics brain rot

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

@GhostxAlive cunk cunk cunk cunk

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

surprised to learn that it takes about a hundred million for a golfer to claim some responsibility for nine eleven

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

taytays little outfits for her shows are like mcu versions of sexy

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

don’t know how anyone can frame tom being ceo as an unassisted triple play. shiv chooses him over her brother. he is the most assisted man. even greg did more for himself.

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

Mattson as a gamer coded character will chose a ceo that represents gamer culture

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

I love Denzel with all my heart

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

mad at everyone that didn’t convince me to listen to sza until now (everyone)

[beardo @KardboredGiD]

it’s a special kind of self own being good at institutional process and middle management