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my thoughts in 280 characters or less

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Marry a man who remembers to air dry your lululemon leggings

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@BeeMelie I told you!!

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@BeeMelie What will you do with it

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@aleeingrid But did you get a cart or a basket

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Joey's 🐞🐞🐞

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@BonitaSaritaa When you go, get the genie pass. 100% worth the $$!!

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@nessitabonita Ugh, it's stressful! It's like you know the stress doesn't help your milk supply but it's impossible to not stress about your milk supply.

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@nessitabonita Have you ever heard of milky mama treats?

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@BonitaSaritaa I was literally like 🫢 the entire time she was trying to cut it lol

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Kendall Jenner has never cut a cucumber in her life. #Kardashians

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#battlebots finale should've been Minotaur vs. Hydra, just saying.

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@heidikinnns Lol I like sober Heidi!

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@heidikinnns Literally going to DM, like are you okay? I haven't heard from you in 24hrs

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@octorii Gilmore girls, gossip girl, psych, house, breaking bad, SOA

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@BonitaSaritaa Went to target face naked and then I walked into someone burp 🤢

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My sister is in Disneyland and found a teddy bear on the ground with a note 😭❤️ #HappyBirthdayCarson

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@xomamaaduveee Nate has an older bro

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Really have to teach Joey Spanish. He can't have a name like Jose Antonio Rodriguez with out knowing Spanish....

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@BonitaSaritaa "The quarantine giraffe"
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