Karen Jacobson

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

My 4 year old daughter calls pistachios, mustachios. I don’t correct her, I just want to change the name of pistachios to mustachios because it’s an awesome name. #changethename #mustachios #parenting

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon Answer the question!!!

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon This is what’s wrong with the world!

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon Like literally!

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon You seem pretty pleased with yourself in that picture.....

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon @Hewso81 It’s bloody awesome!

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

Just reported an #ScottMorrison ad that tainted my Facebook feed as misleading or a scam. Stay out of my social media feeds and stay out of my beach community.
#auspol #VoteThemOut

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

Disguising yourself as unripened, even though you are clearly ripe is a pretty low act, even for you pear. #pearsarejerks #smallwindowofopportunity #sneakypears #pears

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon @Hewso81 And that was a good read @ErinMarcon. It may have sealed the deal with you asking me out 😉

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon @Hewso81 I’ve seen Def Leppard twice. Great concerts. Would have gone to this one, however I knew we’d be negotiating a newborn. Enjoy the concert @Hewso81 🤟

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon Sad that I will not see any new episodes of The Americans, but it ended well, didn’t overstay it’s welcome and not a weak season in the whole series.

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon The likes of cashews, macadamias, pistachios are all podium finishes. First class nuts. Almonds are what is left over in a mixed nut pack after you’ve sorted through the good stuff. You eat eat, but you don’t select it over the top shelf items.

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon Alec thought we should have had cake when his sister was born.

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon #gopies

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon Probably because you did....

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon #mindblown

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@ErinMarcon #truth

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

@carolmcalliste2 @dbparton @rohan_connolly @Martin_Flanagan I enjoy your articles on footy, but I follow you on twitter because you tell it like it is regarding a bunch of significant political issues in this country. Well done for fighting the good fight.

[Karen Jacobson @KarenMJacobson]

You know you haven’t worn a jacket in a while when you find ticket stubs to Toy Story 2 in your pocket #partylikeits1999