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Government unveils latest plan to deter migrants by replacing the sea with shit.

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@iasupport The best thing for me is most restaurants now have extractor fans in toilets. Less embarrassment if somebody follows you in. Also many more toilets for people with disabilities.

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@JaneHillNews @BBCNews At least we are all in the same boat....I now look very like
an ex Tory politician who is not so good at dancing. 🙄

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@michellegayle1 @richardosman @MaisieAdam That's a Yorkshire lass for you...kind and clever!

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@ConvaTecStomaUK
Fred says Thank you to @StomaStyle and @ConvaTecStomaUK for the lovely new cover
#StomaNames
#ThanksConvaTec

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@Nick_Hewer Cilla...as she's Black.

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@dawnkilner Brilliant photography and fantastic musicians.

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@PCSO3580Ruth @GreatwoodCPS You do a grand job Ruth. And keep us amused. ! Wonder what he does for the community?

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@NatashaRolls1 Totally agree..we are not "fitted "with a stoma..sounds like somebody just plonks it on us!

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@jk_rowling Bake that

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@DrAmirKhanGP Mine says happy place on the saw above the doors
That's my surname so very appropriate.

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@jennyeclair I've just relaid a patio. Made a reasonable job too!

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@JaneyGodley I've heard similar sounds created by a cow clapping in a field.

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@NWmwaypolice @WYP_PCWILLIS Why is it always drivers of BMWs that need educating?

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@shute_polly @guardian It wasn't in my Gaurdian today...but I do live "up north". ??

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@Photospice 19

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@ConvaTecStomaUK Fred

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@glitterygutsx @respondltd @ColostomyUK @pw_charity Tomato juice...if you like it!!

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Nidderdale

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@MrTwiggzz @NYorksRPG Thanks. That explains it then!