Classic Mom's Name

she/her | Digital for @FoodRescueHero #FoodJustice | past: Creative Director @ Shark Tank product | Beertender, plant mom, ADHD | Thoughts are my own.

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

1. Eggs
2. Trees
3. Pumpkins
4. The rest

I stand by my rankings.

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

@jackiebtw Agh they just sold to someone else, so sorry! Be sure to check out the resale button on the event page though, you may be able to score some for cheap!

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

Anyone need two tickets to The Band Camino (+ Knox) tomorrow night 7/22 at Stage AE in Pittsburgh?

Willing to negotiate + you can save on processing fees! Just don't want them to go to waste

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

@shamrockrry Follow me and I’ll dm you! (I can’t otherwise, thanks elon)

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

Ironic because last time I was supposed to see the 1975, I wound up selling my ticket on twitter...

Anyone looking for ga floor seats to chicago allstate arena 10/29? I've got 2 tickets available, willing to negotiate - just don't want them to go to waste!

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

@GlumpCrab78 Ok grandpa

[nerve haver @nervehaver]

history books never prepared me for how surreal it is to have to continue with the minutiae of daily life no matter how cataclysmic the news gets, how twisted the fabric of society becomes, or how monstrously those around us behave

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

After flying back from a bucket list weekend, catching up at work all week, plus three nights of back-to-back bartending…finally spending Sunday to relax with my new library hold @herfirst100K 📖🤑

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

A friendly reminder: as a bunch of big artists are on iconic tours right now, there’s no need to make any comment (other than compliments) on someone’s concert outfit. They wore what they had access to & felt comfortable in, so don’t make them feel otherwise.

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

@GlumpCrab78 YEAH IT DOES 🔥🥵😍❤️💕

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

“We have to understand that when it comes to government the ‘best’ doesn’t have to mean…having the money, time, and unearned confidence from going to the right university.

The best means the best as a whole, as a working group.

And in that context, the best means diversity.”

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

Happy #WomensHistoryMonth - I immediately purchased my own copy of this after only reading the preface and introduction because of how poignantly it presented the female plight supported by nerdy data (or lack thereof)

A thread of my favorite quotes so far:

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

“Even the best of men can't know what it's like to go through the world as a person with a body which some other people treat as an access-all-areas amusement arcade.“

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

*when legal says no but it already went out

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

This was written by @GlumpCrab78, you absolutely cannot convince me otherwise

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

when someone is about to drive away, instead of “drive safe!” try saying “dont forget the Prince of Egypt soundtrack” because a lot of people forget to listen to it

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

@MSMondays It’s so good so far!! Highly recommend

[Classic Mom's Name @KarenPlate]

So it turns out all I needed to be productive after my 9-5 was an extra hour of sunlight