Dept. of Karendians

Federal Blood Quantum Investigations. We seek to expose people's blood quantum. 🩸🔍🤏
Got a grudge? [email protected]
Satire is a crime.

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SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT:

We're not obsessed with Blood Quantum we're just looking at Ancestry dot com and Quantifying ancestors by Blood.

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@gcalfrobe @KirosAuld Likely story. BLOCKED!

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Do not read this tweet. Block this person. Block all their ancestors. Block all their aunties. This tweet is an attack on all Karendians. https://t.co/KdXJhr7AEu

[Frances *Deadly SoverAuntie* Danger @FrancesMFDanger]

Y'all want to see the height of journalistic integrity?

Jackie Keeler calling herself "Pulitzer nominated" even though the Pulitzers themselves say she shouldn't call herself that just because "someone" paid $75 to submit her.

Nominees are finalists. She's a grifter.

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Calling the Almighty "bonkers" will get you and all your ancestors blocked!

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Anyone pointing out this just requires paying the 75$ online entry fee will get blocked.

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Submission, nomination.

To-may-to, to-mah-toe.

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Congratulations to The Almighty Keeler on their Pulitzer nomination!🥰

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Anyone pointing out this just requires paying the 75$ online entry fee will get blocked.

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@plainsrover @DeadDogLake How dare you insult the Almighty

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Jeff Leo is White Jesus. Agree?

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Is Geoff Leo Jesus?

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We stand in solidarity with the unnamed CBC producers doing the Almighty's work of opening up Ancestry tabs and telling Indigenous people who they are.

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Pausing our #GoFundKarendian is a hate crime!

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#Pretendianism is #a #hate #crime

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We are going to sue God for not protecting us from getting sued!

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Scorsese refuses to star Keeler in his next film! We are announcing our own film: Killers of the Pretendian Moon (all moons) about a group of fearless Pretendian hunters! The script is almost complete. Funding from Ancestry dot com. Oscar buzz.

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Stop ignoring us! You can make things right by allowing the Almighty to accept any future awards on your behalf.

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Dear Mr Scorsese,

The Almighty is willing to star in your upcoming film. Willing to redub lines and deepfake her face into already finished scenes.

-Karendians International

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Dear Mr Scorsese,

The Almighty is willing to star in your upcoming film. Willing to redub lines and deepfake her face into already finished scenes.

-Karendians International

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The Almighty Keeler and Lakotaman are not the same person. Demands to see photos of them together to disprove this "Big Bird" conspiracy is lateral violence!

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NYPost front page would declare us the one and only TRUE NATION!

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You can't take away our power through disenrollment. We would create our own Nation - The Karendian Republic of Keelerstan.

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ALL WILL BE REVEALED