Karen Thornton

Ex-science teacher now flooring chemist

[Helen S Fields @Helen_Fields]

HELP NEEDED: I’m currently writing a bad kiss scene into a book (not me writing it badly, just a kiss that should be glorious but turns out gross.) without names (obvs!) tell me your worst kiss nightmare…the most horrifying tale wins my forever gratitude. I promise not to use any one of them specifically. Thank you & pls RT. Inspiration needed.

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Helen_Fields Noooo. Keep them. They eat the bigger spiders and woodlice.

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Helen_Fields I have never had one. The cartilage in my nose didn’t even start to harden until I was in my 30s.

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Helen_Fields You’ll be trying to get a hug next 😱

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Helen_Fields 😆😆😂

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Helen_Fields There are some strange folk about.

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Helen_Fields Hot custard with slices of fresh banana

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@HARAGIRIMANA299 @Denyse_558 This is dermographia

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Helen_Fields I’m in

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Helen_Fields @BBCr4today @holland_tom Happy birthday to the most awesome writer. Thank you for all your books.

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@Gosleepriya People

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@DanielKebedeNEU These are some of the reasons I left

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Sickening. Get this man famous, you know what to do. South Durham Hunt should be ashamed.

Filmed by - @HuntEast

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

@liz_churchill10

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

Just finished this. I could not put it down. Absolutely brilliant. Great characters and plot twists. Loved it. @Helen_Fields

[Helen S Fields @Helen_Fields]

Leaving this here for a few moments because, dear God, it’s hard to get into the top 10 right now, and you have to celebrate every chance you get. So yay for me 🤣 and for all the bloody fabulous reviewers and readers who got me here!

[Helen S Fields @Helen_Fields]

Leaving this here for a few moments because, dear God, it’s hard to get into the top 10 right now, and you have to celebrate every chance you get. So yay for me 🤣 and for all the bloody fabulous reviewers and readers who got me here!

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

This Highland cow has the expression for this Monday. #highlandcow #cow #photography

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

Thought of day: why don’t single mothers move in with each other? Co-parent with a friend and half the bills. Win win. #ThoughtForTheDay #singlemom #baby #cute

[Karen Thornton @Karenthechemist]

Super excited! Look what arrived today. Signed by @Helen_Fields too. @steyningbooks #books #CrimeFiction #watchingyou