keri

cartoon voice actor. my dad thinks I am “very smart & funny.”

[keri @KariExplains]

If I won the lottery, I would keep living my normal life but have 2 ready to use avocados delivered to my doorstep every morning by our Lord Michelle Obama.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

as of today at 5:30pm est. i will be relieving Mr. Musk of all duties and taking position as ceo of Twitter HQ. only users who agree that i am cute, fun, and petite will be allowed to keep their accounts. effective immediately.

[Paramount Arts Center @AshlandPAC]

Shoutout to one of our biggest supporters. Thanks for helping get the word out, Zach!

[keri @KariExplains]

Can someone call @florida and tell them that the “don’t say gay” bill is NOT what we meant when we brought back the y2k aesthetic

[keri @KariExplains]

@BSpiceIsNice The studio is my spot 😝

[keri @KariExplains]

@Tater_Lucas @FullOSchmitt

[Aarón Cantú @aaron_con_choco]

I think we’re beyond the “raise awareness” phase of practically every significant social issue.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

POV: you've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles and they know they're far too powerful to ever be charged for your murder.

[keri @KariExplains]

JD & I, for sure

[keri @KariExplains]

@BSpiceIsNice My sister’s roommate in Atlanta, whom she’d never met before becoming roommates, is from Greenup lol and she’s related to one of my coworkers. Isn’t that so weird? Like she comes here for holidays and everything lol

[keri @KariExplains]

I feel like an adult when I utilize the sun visor in my car...

[keri @KariExplains]

@djharshdaddy @gibsoche Actually, yes if you’re still a Marshall student! I limited my sample to MU so my IRB approval process would be smoother.

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

In awe of this vibe

[Peyton Stearns @peytonstearns06]

It’s alway “wyd” never “dyktmm”

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

technically the moon is the earth's dog

[keri @KariExplains]

I’ve been wearing leg warmers every winter for years.... and let me tell you.. y’all are missing out. Warm ankles are the future.

[keri @KariExplains]

@TaylorPowell_ @JoBethRice @casalow Lolol ok I feel better now 😝