Kari Nemeth

peace, love, and go fuck yourself ✌️❤️🖕

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

Literally like a kid before Christmas rn, can’t wait to go to the Yankee game

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

@PennNewark why even have cops at night when they literally do nothing to protect anyone?

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

I’m gonna shorten it and wear it again ❤️

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

@Yankees open gate 4

[Kathryn DeCataldo @katdecataldo]

“I picked Purdue because I love chicken” - @KariNemeth

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

Dear teachers,
Why do you act worse than your students once the bell rings?
Love, every bartender ever

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

To the grown man I MET TONIGHT who made me take his side of hibachi steak back, remove the mushrooms, mix it in his fried rice(because he doesn’t like mushrooms & “the guy who usually works Mondays knows that”), & then proceeded to tip me $2 on a $60 check…Go fuck yourself 🖕

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

@NJDevils do you care about your fans at all?

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

@BWWings maybe you should advertise you fry everything in beef fat!

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

I don’t even work there anymore and stage house is getting on my last nerve

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The equivalent on Tiger Woods walking to the first tee at Augusta National. Let the man eat

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

All I want for my birthday is to sit in a lazy river all day with drinks in my hand

[Moshe Isaacian @MosheIsaacian]

When the advertising is TOO relevant

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

I just want to thank everyone who came out today and didn’t tip… I really love spending Mother’s Day away from my mom serving you complete pieces of shit

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

Last night I thought someone broke into my house but I wasn’t wearing pants so I accepted my fate…. My brother, who didn’t mention being around, missed the last train back to the city and came home. Dan has never been so lucky im lazy af and only had 10yo scissors in my room

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

Some things you don’t realize you regret until it’s too late

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

My mom just said good night and wished me good luck tomorrow… for a trivia night 😂❤️😂❤️

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

People who line up outside of restaurants before they open… why?

[Kari Nemeth @KariNemeth]

“Is it for a baby” “no a human”