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[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

#OscarPistorius the partially digested food suggests Steenkamp was awake at 1am, when Pistorius claims the couple was asleep.

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

@007moegp *loses his phone* *turns the whole house upside down looking for it* .. Next day ..*finds it in the fridge* Looool

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

The gap in the seat of your car is big enough to swallow anything you drop but small enough to make sure you can't reach it.

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

Squeezing a lemon or lime into your shampoo will stop frizzy hair.

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

Meanie :( I can wear geeky glasses you can't shrink your foot !! @Prash27_

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

[ B ii g F o o t ] @Prash27_

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

A house isn't a home unless there's wifi.

[Oscar Pistorius @OscarTrial]

After an intense first week at the #OscarTrial it's been confirmed that @OscarPistorius will take the stand and give evidence at his trial

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

"Never gna let no girl take hm from me Never gna let no girl steal hm from me Never gna let no girl get that close now" - Nicole Scherzinger

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

"@SongsQuotations: "Baby, I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new"

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

And even though its different now ,you're still here somehow - Miley Cyrus

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

Even if you teach a man how to fish he'll still vote for the guy who gives him a free fish :/

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

We g0t that sign language kinda friendship @RidaTouhTouh

[кη̵яinη̵ мoℓoo @KariPari04]

#MentionTo your friend who’s watching anime almost everyday @JuSiBoi

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

why do McDonalds workers hate giving sauce?

does it affect ur pay????