mika

⚠️content warning 🥩✨💚｡*✲ﾟ*woof :3*✲ﾟ*｡💚✨🥩 ☀︎ _(:з」∠)_ . 💿🩸★ dogthing and part time creature★ ΘΔ BARKBARKBARK RRRUFFFF 🦷🦴❗️❓ dog irl, like actually fr

[mika @KariertKaefer]

@electrobiote maybe because i am from canada

[mika @KariertKaefer]

@electrobiote they all say sold out :(

[mika @KariertKaefer]

i just have to suck for the rest of my life i guess

[mika @KariertKaefer]

it's crazy how liking certain things just alienates you from 99.99% of the population

[mika @KariertKaefer]

like i was just born a freak and dont get to do a single thing about it

[mika @KariertKaefer]

i can never drink caffeine without feeling sick

[shuck but evil 🔞 @muttonmaws]

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[chief queef🔞 @crackshedslut]

sona

[mika @KariertKaefer]

what are you supposed to do when you're the weirdest person you know by far

[mika @KariertKaefer]

how to find friends that also dress super batshit crazy

[mika @KariertKaefer]

@DonNoormann i have to keep mine on a chain

[242 🐎🇳🇬🐎 @yapture]

Every time I get home from work I have to instantly hit one of these or I feel like kiIIing myself

[mika @KariertKaefer]

@saltdied how it feels to be anything at all now 🥀

[dogpoasting @evilsockz]

Having friends over lowkey blows because I have to keep my pants on the whole time

[Googas @inneedofcunt]

@cunninghamUTDR My cutie mark would be cheeseburger