Karissa Fischer

NY | 🎗

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[Karissa Fischer @KarissaFischer]

Tis the season to get rained on by AC units as you walk the streets of New York City

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

And since folks here to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris

[Ian McKelvey @ian_mckelvey]

I’m pretty sure everyone has now learned of Raquel Welch’s passing. There’s no doubt that she was a stunningly beautiful woman, with sex appeal to spare, but there is one thing I find very interesting about her…

In short, she never posed nude, and she never appeared nude on the silver screen. About that, she said “I am my father's daughter and that's just not the way you behave. You don't do that if you are a certain kind of a woman and that's the kind of woman I was raised to be.”

She also said “I’ve definitely used my body and sex appeal to advantage in my work, but always within limits. I reserve some things for my private life, and they are not for sale.”

Kudos to her for having a moral compass and staying true to herself. #RIPRaquelWelch

[DefiGazer @Defigazer]

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE

[Karissa Fischer @KarissaFischer]

NYC drinking game: take a shot every time a you hear a bike taxi playing Jay-Z’s Empire State of Mind

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you’re planning your wedding? that’s cool i’m planning my afternoon snack

[Karissa Fischer @KarissaFischer]

To the person who cheered when @StephanieJBlock got crushed by the giant tonight, are you okay?

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Thomas Rhett @ThomasRhett]

It was the 14th of October

[Karissa Fischer @KarissaFischer]

I just want my confidence to be the level of @mslindsaypearce when she decides to take down (punch) a bed bug

[Karissa Fischer @KarissaFischer]

Why are there no trains back to NYC after 8pm? 💔 i am upset

[Karissa Fischer @KarissaFischer]

Moving to NYC, not having a car, and trying to figure out how I can get to CT to see @mslindsaypearce in mean girls has been consuming my entire day 😅 someone teleport me to Hartford before Sunday

[Brittney Johnson @sunnybrittney]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but:

Just eat the cookie, it’s good, and you deserve good things.

Byeeeee 💕 #BrittneyTheGood

[Tyler Coates @tylercoates]

the only king charles i’ll respect

[joy 🗽 @parksandrep]

no one has ever justified the beans like stephanie j block justified those beans. those beans were absolutely justified

[bwaySHO @BwaySHO]

STEPHANIE J. BLOCK GAVE AN ELPHABA RIFF DURING IT JUSTIFIES THE BEANS!

[Karissa Fischer @KarissaFischer]

@dhuston88 @sentmenpod That was EVERYTHING

[Steve @thahumorguy]

iPhone will take the most triggering photos from the past months and throw them into a beautiful video collage and call it “fun in the sun”