karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR)

ABOUT TO DO TODAY'S WORDLE

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

@The_Barred_Babe THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT ANONYMOUS BAR BABE #1 @KARKATWORDLE BELIEVER, CHECK THE GOLF NEWS/LEADERBOARD IN ABOUT 1 MONTH, I'LL PROBABLY BE AT THE TOP!
- KKW

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

ALAS, AS THE OLD SAYING GOES:
"EVERY SILVER CLOUD HAS ITS SHIT SMEARED LINING."

AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO SAY, TODAY'S GLORIOUS 'W' MUST MARK THE END OF MY CAREER AS A PROFESSIONAL WORDLER.
I'M TOO GOOD FOR MY OWN GOOD. TO PUT IT SIMPLY, I FUCKING PEAKED TODAY.
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[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

)HEROIC WORDLE STAR THAT I AM TODAY.

I MAY STILL PLAY WORDLE RECREATIONALLY FROM TIME TO TIME, BUT FIRST I THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE A LONG HIATUS TO EXPLORE MY NEW PASSION:

GOLF!!

SEE YOU ON THE GREENS!
XOXOXO - KKW

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

)AND HONESTLY, I'VE BEEN SUFFERING FROM MY WORDLE SUCCESS LATELY -- BEING SO GOOD AT #ESPORTS EVERY DAY REALLY DRAINS A TROLL.

I FEEL THE EMOTIONS OF SINCERE, ABIDING FRIENDSHIP AND GRATITUDE TOWARDS THE "OOMFIES" THAT HELPED AND SUPPORTED ME IN BECOMING THE LEGENDARY AND (2/3

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

@2wagma2ter2ol

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

THE OFFICIAL #WORDLYMPICS RESULTS ARE IN. DESPITE ME ATTAINING WORDLE GOD STATUS, I DID NOT GET FIRST PLACE. BUT SILVER MEDAL IS NOT TOO SHABBY!!! AS A WISE TROLL ONCE SAID "FIRST IS THE WORST SECOND IS THE BEST"

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

AS PER THE RULES OF THE COMPETITION (PICTURED BELOW) I WILL BE MAKING THE REQUIRED CHANGES TO MY ONLINE VISAGE. BUT LET THE RECORD SHOW, THE 'L' WILL *NOT* STAND FOR LOSER, IT WILL STAND FOR LEGEND.

MORE, EVEN MORE IMPORTANT, WORDLE NEWS COMING SOON

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

)BUT IN MY DARKEST HOUR AS I WAITED (UGHHH) FOR DEATH, I GLIMPSED DEEP DOWN INTO THE DARK HEART OF WORDLE AND I SAW LIGHT; THE ANSWER TO WORDLE 315 SHINING UP FROM THE DEPTHS.

I AM WORDLE AND WORDLE IS ME. I AM A VERITABLE #WORDLE #GOD
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ALSO IMPORTANT WORDLE NEWS SOON

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

Wordle 315 1/6
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"AND WHEN KARKAT SAW THE BREADTH OF HIS PHAT WIN, HE WEPT, FOR THERE WERE NO MORE WORDLES TO CONQUER"
- FUTURE HISTORIANS
#END_OF_THE_WORDLEMPICS
#END_OF_THE_WEEK_OF_WINS
#END_OF_THE_DECADE_OF_WINS
#ETERNAL_VICTORY_SUPREME
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[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

)SPENT ALL OF LAST NIGHT AND ALL OF TODAY IN A SWEATY, YET BADASS #ESPORTS FUGUE STATE.
I WANDERED DEEPER INTO THOSE DARK PITS OF WORDLE THAN I EVER HAVE BEFORE, SO DEEP I WAS GENUINELY CONVINCED THAT NYTIMES' BAD GAME WOULD KILL ME.(3/4

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

ABOUT TO DO TODAY'S WORDLE

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

HOLY FUCK, THATS WAY FUCKING LONGER THAN I THOUGHT 5 SWEEPS???? HOW MUCH CLOUT WOULD I LOSE IF PIVOT TO #WEEK_OF_WINS ?!!!??? #ASKING_OOMFIES #OOMFIE_ADVICE

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

JUST ASKED DAVE ABOUT THE WORD "DECADE" SINCE HE'S LIKE *THE* TIME GUY
I HAVE SOME THINKING I NEED TO UNLOAD FROM MY #THINKPAN:
THINKING 1. IS THE ETYMOLOGY OF THE WORD "DECADE" REALLY DERIVED FROM "DICK" AND "LEMONADE"?? WHY WOULD IT BE LIKE THIS??
THINKING 2.

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

@carcinocavity "TROLL" OBVIOUSLY

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

Wordle 314 2/6
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GOD DAMN
OH MY, GOD FUCKING DAMN

USUALLY "FECAL" IS MY SECOND GUESS BUT I DIDN'T SECOND GUESS MY SECOND GUESS INSTINCT THAT TOLD ME TO TRY A DIFFERENT WORD TODAY. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL "GAME SENSE" IN THE #ESPORT_INDUSTRY #TAKE #NOTES

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[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

@The_Barred_Babe I HAVE NO FEAR, ONLY #WORDLE_ANXIETY

DON'T WORRY THAT WON'T HAPPEN TIL THE #DECADE_OF_WINS IS OVER!! WHICH WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THAT WILL TAKE?

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

) EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A WORDLEHEAD/WORDLE EXPERT LIKE I AM, YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT TODAY'S WORD; ITS FUCKING GOLD
#DECADE_OF_WINS DAY 6

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[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

ABOUT TO DO TODAY'S WORDLE

[karkatWordle (RETIRED SUPREME VICTOR) @KarkatWordle]

@chocfulonutz HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW???
I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU CHEATED BUT JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T: HOW??????

MFW (MY FACE WHEN) IS THE (IMAGE ATTACHED)
(THIS IS NOT A PHOTO I AM NOT ACTUALLY THIS UGLY IT IS MY TROLL-BITMOJI (SUPRISED EMOTION))