Karl

@ltfxx 💍

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

Penalties: 4:3

[Sports Shop Boy @OllyverTweet]

English teams PSG have beaten in the Champions League:

Arsenal
Chelsea
Spurs
Liverpool
Man City
Man Utd
Villa

English teams PSG HAVEN'T beaten in the Champions League:

Newcastle United
😉

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Maybe deciding to do a samba in his run up wasn’t the brightest idea from Eze

[Pete Hulme @thegoat10]

Bollocks to this we’re all English thing, Arsenal fans are the most insufferable on the planet so I hope they get dicked tonight 🇫🇷

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

[Fenaz⬛️⬜️ @KeithFenwick10]

Can’t hit a barn door sounds right up eddies street 👏#NUFC

[Karl @KarlGeddes]

@WAFCFAN2013 Eze over Gibbs-White?

[emmmmm @emichelsss]

I don’t care what “form” he’s in. If it’s 1-1 or even down at by one at 89 min, would you rather have Cole Palmer come on before potential overtime and penalties or fucking Eze and Madueke

[Karl @KarlGeddes]

Surely he’s a ‘Henderson-In’ away from getting immediately sacked

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Some more England World Cup squad news hitting the media outlets...

REPORTEDLY NOT IN THE SQUAD:

Harry Maguire
Adam Wharton
Phil Foden
Cole Palmer
Luke Shaw
Fikayo Tomori

REPORTEDLY IN THE SQUAD:

Dan Burn
Noni Madueke
Nico O'Reilly
Ivan Toney

[Karl @KarlGeddes]

No, Hall? If this is about those World Wars he needs to get over it. Hundred years ago

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨 Understand Newcastle trio Dan Burn, Tino Livramento and Anthony Gordon are IN the England World Cup squad

❌ But no place for Lewis Hall or Harvey Barnes #nufc

[Karl @KarlGeddes]

@DiscussingFilm @ltfxx

[Karl @KarlGeddes]

Not gonna credit @FA_PGMOL ?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Karl @KarlGeddes]

Put Celtic in the prem and they’d get relegated

[george @StokeyyG2]

It really is poetic…

Morgan Gibbs-White is on FIRE.

[Karl @KarlGeddes]

This is the problem with the justice system. Just torture the cunt until he dies. Sorted.

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

🚨JUST IN: Jury breaks down in tears after seeing video of 7-year-old Athena Strand asking the FedEx driver who abducted and strangled her “Where are you taking me?”

NOTE: This video shows Tanner Horner stopping at a gas station to clean the FedEx truck after killing Athena

Court footage shows Athena Strand asking Tanner Horner, 34, “Where are you taking me?” during the drive before her death

She also talked about her teacher and school as Horner drove her in his truck

At one point, she grew increasingly frightened when the truck stopped, according to reports

Prosecutors say Strand was abducted while Horner was delivering a package to her home in Paradise, Texas

Horner later admitted to capital murder, and a jury is now deciding whether he should receive the death penalty

[⑧ @brungearmuranch]

Botman with that shirt pull for literally no fucking reason

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

This amazing group of friends playing hide and seek on TikTok Live was absolutely hilarious 😂😂

[Lee Oscroft @OscroftOfficial]

4 minutes of pure gold.

Big loss of head, if found please return to @Mrjamieohara1

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Handball from Lucas Digne, who's two yards in the box.

Freekick awarded, obviously.

[𝗥𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮 @Regista10_]

Do you see that big white long thing linesman

Thats called a line

So you will be able to see WITH EASE anyone who is a fuckin YARD offside.

These linos are so used to being lazy coz of VAR they have stopped doing their jobs.

Fuck off. #nuf.