Karl’s Still Here

What we got here is…. failure to communicate.

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And if by “one of” you mean THE best, then I agree.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The 80s are definitely one of the best times in history.

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@Elex_Michaelson @GavinNewsom It first started with DOJ under Biden, includes California whistleblowers and most generating from Sacramento. Be sure to ask ‘ol Gavi about these facts next time he’s in studio.

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@Elex_Michaelson @JenSiebelNewsom Everything the First Partner does is shady as hell.

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@ATRightMovies IYKYK

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Europeans discovering America is some of the best content of the internet right now:

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New York City.

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@buggirl Great comp, Bug Girl. Now look up Basic Economics on YouTube.

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@shannonfarren
Cuz it’s June….. https://t.co/dNukH1VYxl

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

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@ClayTravis So many bubbles.

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@ThomasSowell Yes. Yes it would.

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@ewarren He created wealth and spread the wealth to thousands of employees and their families. You’ve created nothing and caused an airline to go bankrupt. STFU!

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@Super70sSports I can’t go for that. No. I can’t go.

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@GaryandShannon @shannonfarren
Thanks a lot guys! First it was toilet paper squares, now I’m counting farts all day. Bad time to schedule chili dogs & broccoli for Friday Movie Night. There goes any chance of a productive weekend.

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@AlbertBreer Every Spurs fan in NY right now.

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@Stellaaa @jenvanlaar @spencerpratt Communists don’t care.

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@TheDukeOfSports
Wemby went from having the Knicks in his head to the Knicks having him in their head in just 5 quarters of basketball.

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@BigCatAlterEgo1 @stoolpresidente Mmmm… No.

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@TheDukeOfSports @JohnKobyltRadio
Uptalk dude’s voice… welcome back, John.

[Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon]

Graham Platner was recruited to run for Senate by a pair of socialist political operatives, Daniel Moraff and Leanne Fan, who determined that another prospective candidate had “a skeleton in the closet.”

The Wall Street Journal published a rare interview with the duo on Sunday who revealed they paid “a whole chunk of money” to vet Platner but managed to turn up neither his Nazi ink nor many of his Reddit posts.

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@katieporterca If by “look out for Californians” you mean Bacerra will continue to rob us blind like his democratic predecessors, then ya, I agree.

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@ZavalaA Let me guess…. Another Task Force?