karl hess

comic, writer, “all-around good time fun wine boy” -@thetakeout. host of Yelling About Pâté @YAPpod. ig: @karlhess.

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"your new favorite show" -@RollingStone

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@joeyneverjoe @tronsgender great news, thank you

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@joeyneverjoe @tronsgender how’s it looking?

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@joeyneverjoe northeast part of the park? is that the 110 on the right in this shot?

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dude i watched 9/11 happen live on a television someone wheeled into my science class strapped to a cart

[The Architect. @TheMarcitect]

The next three months are going to be the craziest shit you've ever seen.

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people aren’t sad that the sunset arby’s is closing bc they ate there all the time, they didn’t, but bc that illuminated giant hat served as a garish dreamcatcher of sorts, a totemic monolith that bespoke abundance and continuity amid a roaring void that has claimed so much

[Angelina Martin @angelinaJmartin]

Listen, if you want to have the Wednesday of your dreams, come to Buzzkill at @BuzzmillCoffee tonight at 9pm for a hilarious free comedy show starring @LeoGarciaComedy, @FionaCauley, @karlhess, @gregbarris, Chris Oliver, & more! I promise you’ll crack up or your money back😘🐝

[🍕Post Woke Wizard Wave Xennial🍕 @gregbarris]

AUSTIN, TX me and @karlhess are rolling in next weekend @ The VELVEETA ROOM
https://t.co/1YwhvokOxX

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a string arrangement that isn't lush? no fucking thanks

[Yams Charania @BostonJerry]

After the IDF bombed the World Central Kitchen vehicle, another car picked up survivors. That car was also bombed.

Then ANOTHER car picked up the remaining survivors. THAT vehicle was ALSO bombed.

For Netanyahu to call this "unintentional" is worse than an insult. It's a taunt.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

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@randyliedtke i’m saying!

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guisados is doing breakfast burritos now. we truly live in an age of wonders

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@JoshAdamMeyers all-timer

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@StewieStewart just had two. not soggy. very good!

[Lowelifes Trail Crew @lowelifesrcc]

Thanks to @karlhess @ThrillistLA @Thrillist for joining Lowelifes for a weekend of camping, volunteer trail work, tacos and fun in the @Angeles_NF!

https://t.co/0JXhy5y1QO

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@Sprintracer4 @voxdotcom @Thrillist it is, in fact. you should read the article!

[Ben Mesirow @BenMesirow]

Very fun story by @karlhess up @Thrillist today.

Check it out if you’re into: trail restoration, camping, single track shredding, handmade tortillas, chainsaws, and pie in Angeles National Forest.

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cars kill 20,000 people a year and no one really cares, i think the airline industry saw that and was like “we could prob start cutting a few corners”

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@BryanCooking fuck, i got selected. shoulda had four

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jury duty is a drag but it’s a good excuse to have two lunch beers at grand central market

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@rodney_berry