Klayton Karl

Just ride the wave bro. Texas A&M University

[Klayton Karl @KarlKlayton]

Y’all remember when snapchat told you how long someone’s story was and you decided if you wanted to watch it or not. Take me back to those days.

[The Incredible Hok @Josh_HokitUFC]

Fighting Gan in France is exciting, since I’ve never been to the Middle East before.

[Dale Zapps @DaleZapps]

@netanyahu can you fix the Fortnite servers please

[MILO @Nero]

I hate being lied to.

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

Of course she's afraid, there's a murderer living in the house

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

We heard it’s #NationalAppleDay 🤔

[ꪻꫝể ꪻꫝể @TheThe1776]

This daddy was told by his 8 year old daughter that she went to the restroom at school and a boy walked in there to watch her pee and that she went to the front office and told them what happened and they told her that there’s NOTHING they can do about it.

Well, the Daddy went in front of the Cabarrus School board to protect his daughter’s right.: “ Cowards… I’ll tell you what, I wanna prove that y’all are hypocrites. So each of you ladies, I want you to invite your husbands and let’s go to the bathroom and I want them to watch me watch you use the bathroom and let’s see if they get mad… Now stand up and do something, you’re so scared to lose federal funding, it’s ridiculous… There’s one woman on this board that stands up for the people and the kids. That’s a role model. Listen and pay attention, that’s why she gets the votes…”

This is how it’s done Parents🙏🏼🔥🔥🔥

[NRA @NRA]

Tim Walz previously claimed he kept a shotgun in his car so he could hunt pheasants after football practice.

This is Tim Walz attempting to load his shotgun this past weekend.⁩

[Garrett Pelham @garrett_p11]

Hope this makes you laugh as much as it did for me

[AB @AB84]

“I will fix things if you vote me in office”

Says woman currently in office #CTESPN

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

@kldkld17404545 I don’t think the British are eating mud cakes and pets

[Mike Hunt, CFA @BockoCocko]

I have a slight suspicion George Floyd would have thoroughly enjoyed galaxy gas

[Ole Miss Muse @OleMissMuse1]

Fattest SEC fanbases

1. Arkansas
2. Tennessee
3. Mississippi State
4. Florida
5. Kentucky
6. Mizzou
7. Auburn
8. LSU
9. Alabama
10. South Carolina
11. Oklahoma
12. Texas
13. Georgia
14. Ole Miss
15. A&M
16. Vanderbilt

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

The Olympics are over 1,500 years old.

I bet they didn’t celebrate sport, with kids dancing next to men pretending to be Women, simply to make an Ideological statement.

The Olympics died tonight.

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Over 1 Billion people around the world are watching the Olympics Opening Ceremony.

And this is the best France could do.

A man dressed as a Smurf surrounded by drag queens and a plus sized woman with a giant crown.

[Harrison Butker @buttkicker7]

“Be not deceived, God is not mocked. For what things a man shall sow, those also shall he reap. For he that soweth in his flesh, of the flesh also shall reap corruption. But he that soweth in the spirit, of the spirit shall reap life everlasting.”

Galatians 6:7-8

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

They openly mock you