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I am the ideal parasite host

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

Una gata embarazada estaba por parir
Así que su amiga paloma fue y se puso a hacerle un nido

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

Eating onion rings and drinking beer while listening to live music seems like a pretty modern thing, but it's actually something humans have done since Mesopotamia

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Catholic are so real for allowing drinking and gambling

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

This is the realest shit I’ve seen in years.

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She has a better voice than Taylor Swift

[🎼🌺Music Love♥️ @ThoNg676733]

✨That song is a trap for most singers; it will punish you the moment you lose your breath control or pitch. She not only sang the notes perfectly, but she also maintained her composure—she's amazing.🌺

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

The Moon is 1/400th the size of the Sun but also 1/400th the distance from Earth, resulting in the Moon and the Sun being the same size in the sky, a coincidence not shared by any other known planet-moon combination.

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MARRY ME

[Jaz🛡️🌐🔗 @Jazzie654]

No way!

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@alminchops Or malort

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It’s amazing how many times a month I’m asked if I’m a U.S. citizen

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@TheRealKhill66 Thank god

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This is me announcing that I got bangs

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Talking to your vet about feline behavioral problems is so helpful they give you a laundry list of suggestions to fix the problem that all contradict each other, and end with “It’s important to keep in mind we have no idea why they do anything and they are assholes”

[Ewan Morrison @MrEwanMorrison]

A.I art really does inhuman, post-human and bio-horror really well. It's maybe what A.I is happiest doing.
Does this portend well?

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@mariiiiiiiina @EllissaJane Yo the mint chocolate ones are dirrrty

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

a ratatouille situation but instead of cooking i can suddenly do rat stuff amazingly well

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

How a drop of water turns into a snowflake..

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@EllissaJane Good for you!

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In cute & domestic news my boyfriend and I separately both got ourselves new toothbrushes today