Karl Carter

Stay at Home dad, stress head, meat eater. All views are my owns

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@lewis_breeze @0desperandum The best. Meeting Shane-O-Mac too. Loved that day

[The World Of Funny @TheWorldOfFunny]

No way, how?

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

Oh the nostalgia 😍😍

[90s Football @90sfootball]

José Luis Chilavert 🇵🇾

(via @T_I_F_G)

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@0desperandum Was that the Mexican time? I remember you losing your hat and then having to walk round Manchester in shorts on a February Winter morning because your jeans were wrecked. Great times

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

Probably not beer. This is nothing new. Happens ever time @0desperandum. Some people even throw up over complete strangers

[DartsAnonymous @DartsAnonymous]

Imagine being a family going to watch the darts for the first time and then suddenly pitchers of beer start flying past your heads like fucking missiles

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

People pay £100s a year for @SkySports and @tntsports and at the moment they are showing people play #EAFC. Great value for money

[LADbible @ladbible]

Nahhh surely not 😂😂

https://t.co/cB4oli2ENI

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@90sfootball @allfootballapp Id pick any team playing against Lampard/Gerrard CMs. They were fecking useless together

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@T_I_F_G @cm0102legends @cm9798 I brought this back in the day. Learnt about training schedules and a 4-1-3-2 tactic I still use to this day.

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@talkSPORT That is some stat @0desperandum. Imagine conceding 5 in 5 premier league games and one cup game. Awful side

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@OfficialPDC Looks like a silhouette of the elephant man

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@LFC playing the sons of Jason Koumas and Lee Clarke confirms that I am in fact GETTING OLD #Pensionsoon

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@0desperandum but ITV on #whowantstobeamillionaire

[Bobby Tinher @BTinher]

#Whowantstobeamillionaire

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@TomFletcher what celeb show are you gonna win??? Left out now

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@WhatWeWitnessed @0desperandum RVD

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@SkySportsNews Thanks for the BREAKING NEWS from nearly 2 hours ago

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

@ftlowrestling Omg it's THE ROCK-y

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

Is it just me or did that not even look like it connected properly but knocked him 'unconscious' 🤔

[bjpenndotcom @bjpenndotcom]

Jake Paul with the first round KO! 🥊 #PaulAugust

[Karl Carter @Karl_Carter]

Dirty

[Ipswich Town @IpswichTown]

The build-up. 🙌
The strike. 🤤

@wesley__burns | #itfc