Karl

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

Hey @nfl - since you are manufacturing the winner if the early game can you tell us who you are going to make win the late game before we put our money on it?

#fixed

#foralongtime

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

Hey @TiffanyAndCo - your delivery guys ( @UPS ) in this area are stealing packages and stole mine from you.

Time to change services....

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@UniversalORL

Guess me and my biracial kid aren't welcome. Good job dropping the ball on that one.

I guess Minions are just like Nazis after all... Wish I could go back and un-buy a lot of stuff....

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@mlb Bad call...?

Nah..... FIXED

#GetWhatYouNeed

#Whores

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@@scharpling

I'm totally Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac...... I know who E-cigs is......

#BestShowForLife

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

Have never been blown off by customer service more in my life previously more than I just was by @Disneyworld

#MaybeTimeToSell

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

Fallout of umpire's Brett Gardner error shows MLB flaw - https://t.co/ZPCOWNJNHw

@nypostsports demonstrating more restraint than I would have on this one

Hey
@mlb - your @mlbumpirecrews are a bunch of uptight nazis ruining baseball

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

Until recently, @AngryOrchard was following several Neo Nazi profiles on Twitter

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@AngryOrchard so... a bunch of pasty New Englanders turn out to be engaged in aggressive racist behavior...? Not the least bit shocking....

#boycott
#BostonBeer
#SamAdams
#HowDoYouLikeThoseFuckinApples
#BringItToTexasAndGetYouWhiteAssPutDown

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

The @Brewers lineup is so terrible it looks like it always has three pitchers batting unless Woodruff is pitching

#IfYoureNotHuiraTodayYoureGoneTomorrow

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@LanierLawTweet @Shell_US one of you cares that I exist but you dont realize it. The other one will come to understand.

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@PatFlynn Thanks for episode 372- great stuff!

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@AOC @sentedcruz

ABOUT DAMN TIME!

#MakeItHappen

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

Oh my God, what's happening?!? I can hear a giant choking sound coming from Chicago again!!!! Somewhere in the vicinity of Wrigley....

#polarbearcubsarewhite
#VERYwhite
#wegetitchicagoklan

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@WaltDisneyWorld Just wanted to say I hope it goes well with new ticket prices and most of us appreciate everything Disney and their cast members do for us!

#TeamTINK

[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@BigTimeApp Are the ongoing issues not getting tickets for video ads and payouts in the slots going to be resolved in the next update?

#LoveTheApp
#LookingForwardToLessBuggyVersion

[AV-Express @avexpress]

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[Undercover Tourist @ThemeParkFrog]

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[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

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[Karl @Karl_Cooke]

@TMobile For what it's worth, it's common that promos are mysteriously all gone before the doors open around Houston area Tmobile stores. Wish you guys would keep promotions digital to prevent all that internal theft. I don't even bother going down to the tmobile stores anymore.