Karla van Veijeren

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking... Scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today no more reading @Jen5683

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

Dentist: *pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* Dentist: "Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss..." @Jen5683

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One day you’re gonna remember me and how much I loved you… then you’re gonna hate yourself for letting me go.

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

If you don't do stupid shit while you're young, you'll have nothing to laugh about when you're old. @Jen5683

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

@TheFunBooks: True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people...... together. @Jen5683

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

@SpeakComedy: When you're in a museum or something and there's a "Don't touch" sign. Challenge accepted. @Kipperoo92 @Jen5683 @ShanLee07

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

@Jen5683 Hehe.... Ahhh m bro ... U know i'll always love u :P hehe !! Thanx brosif !!

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

Imagine this: u're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and u answer, then someone whispers "Bless u" and hangs up @Jen5683

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

@Funny_Truth: "are you addicted to twitter?"

⚪ yes
⚪ no
🔘 bitch i might be

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

@Jen5683 ahhh enjoy it so much m dearest friend !!! Xx

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

@SteveStfler: Do u ever just rub ur eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns @Kipperoo92

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

@SteveStfler: Knock Knock. Fuck off. @Jen5683

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

Let’s play da “how much time cn I waste before I start cryin about how stressd I am because I'm procrastinatingm life away” game. @Jen5683

[Karla van Veijeren @KarlavV28]

@Factsionary: Even though their existence has not been proven, it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot. @Kipperoo92