karlee .-.

secret certified comedian

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

i hate men so bad if i was a villain i would develop a bio weapon that only affects men and has a 100% death rate

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

@michaelb4jordan MICHAEL. WBY DID YOU ALLOW THE EDITS. PLEASE SPEAK TO RYAN. THIS IS SERIOUS

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

@mylovesmangoes this is completey different this
isn’t a joke i’ve seen sinners 6-7 times and i know
ts is different

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

@michaelb4jordan i know they’ve edited sinners. it is worse now. tell ryan. dm me. this ain’t a joke to me this is serious

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

@michaelb4jordan can’t talk here. dm me this ain’t a joke. they ducked ur 4xoscar award winning movie

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

@michaelb4jordan i know they changed sinners be so fuckin fr. ts is not right. i couldn’t find ryan’s account but fix it.

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

guys. this isn’t. joke. they took the whole first half of sinners. this is my favorite movie. i see through it

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

guys. digital media is a problem. they changed the entire first part
of sinners. this was not
part of the original. i’m watching a different movie

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

SINNERS WAS EDITED. YLL
NOT SLICK. THE WHOLE FIRST PART HAS BEEN CHANGED

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

i’m going to make an account on rotten tomatoes just so that i can give euphoria a 0%. none of my tomatoes are rotten because i threw them all at sam levinson

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

everytime i get drunk is like a try not to fall and permenanfly damage my knees challenge

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

i used to be ranked in the continent on valorant and now i’m getting shit on in gold lobbies

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

a new cast member on this season of my life looks just like an old cast member from a past season and they have the same name and ts genuinely just threw me tf off

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

fruity pebbles are so freaking buss

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

men are actually so weird and i mean that. i wish i could spend ONE day as a man so i could genuinely understand what is wrong w them

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

every once in a while i get this sickness where im not really that sick and i feel fine but for some reason i cant taste anything which means its the perfect time to take shots

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso is gods gift to women

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

for my first tweet back i thought id let you all know that the devil sent me a taco bell notification while im at the gym

[karlee .-. @KarleeBergman]

hello twitter im so back did you miss me

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn