Karlee Jo

call me karl

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

@kiarajohnson_11 No

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

@M_Mongeon True life- I still have the Tarzan soundtrack on CD.

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

Love McFlurrys, hate the spoons.

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

My friends dog was so excited to see me she pissed all over when I walked in the door. I’ve never felt more loved.

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

Nick - I promise I’ll never buy a motorcycle.
Me - I promise I’ll never start drinking vodka at home.

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

I watched the entire dog show and I’m not one bit mad about it.

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

“I’m in the bar. Where you at?”
“Right by the door.”
“I don’t see you. The organ bar..?”

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

You’ll miss the magic of these good ole days...

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

Anyone want to have an eclipse party? Blackout before the blackout? Asking for a friend...

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

@brett_schultz Lol. K

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

Won tickets and a camping pass for WeFest. Anyone else going?!

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

@rutten_bergen 🐻

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

Sometimes I even forget how much it doesn't bother me to be a bitch.

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

"You must be a liberal/tree hugger" ...because I used the hand dryer instead of paper towels at the Bottineau County Fair..

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

It can be Busch light & Totino's or Stella & $9 a slice.. I Friggin love 🍺& 🍕.

[jayden seykora @JaydenSeykora]

Be better

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

My mindset goes from "Let's get hot & be 10's tonight" to "I'm drinking wine out of the bottle and eating pizza rolls with no pants on."

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

I actually fucking hate alcohol.

[Karlee Jo @KarleeGodejohn]

I lowkey love gas station food...even though I rarely know what it actually is, who else has touched it, or how long it's been sitting there