Karlee Wolken

thick thighs & hazel eyes

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

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[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

Crying yourself to sleep when you have poison ivy around your eyes sucks because the skin is already raw and every tear burns and you’re making it more raw from wiping the tears away and yeah… 👍🏻😵‍💫

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

“I just hope the pain doesn’t take her away before she gets a chance to live outside of it”

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

Full transparency here but I now know why so many moms do finally choose suicide between 7-9 mo PP. this last week and really the last 72 hours has damn near put me over the edge.

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

The thief of my joy: I was inside for 12 hours today while it was 70+ degrees out

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

Not to be dramatic, but how did I ever survive without remote start and heated seats and steering wheel? 😅

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

We tip the Starbucks workers for making our drinks when thats literally their job, lemme get a tip for having to handle any and all body fluids 😂

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

The fact that it’s standard to tip almost every profession / business where people serve or offer a service to other people, but nurses can’t accept any kind of gift at all blows my mind.

Like come on let these people give me 200 bucks for saving granny’s life 😅

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

My husband deserves a better wife

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

What’s crazy to me is that people who make coffee for a living often make more $$ than the people who save lives. #payEMSmore

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

Yes, yes, 1,000 times yes. THIS is what we’re trained for. THIS is an emergency. THIS is why we need to thank our emergency personnel.. imagine a world where there isn’t anyone to respond in critical situations.. because that’s where we’re headed….

[Pufizzle @pufizzle]

Just a reminder to Thank paramedics and EMT’s when you see them. There were probably 3 medics taking turns doing CPR on a player after quickly removing pads with a country looking on until they started his heart. That’s heroic.

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

I wish I was one of those people that depression suppressed my appetite, because I would be one skinny bitch if so. Instead, I want to eat everything in sight, therefore making me fatter and making my depression worse. 👍🏻

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

People keep asking me what I got wade for Christmas…… he’s 6 months old people, he got diapers.

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

Imagine having the best serotonin day you’ve had in a while only to be shit on

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

god made me different (worse)

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

Postpartum is by far the worst journey I’ve ever been on. Idk how some women just bounce back..

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

@jerilynne18 @BrittanyLynne @PatrickMahomes My guess is Patrick

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Nobody:

NFL players when I bet on them:

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

Newsflash, if you can’t afford the children you have, don’t have anymore. Seems like common sense but some people need the PSA.

[Karlee Wolken @KarleeMarie7]

Just got called “kiddo” at the gas station and I’ve never been so honored