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Potty mouth 🤬 Pro Nebraska 🌽🚜🐮 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Anglophile ☕🇬🇧 Currently in Hampton Roads, VA.

[🤠🤠 @Karlene_Kae]

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[Mentally I’m Here @mentalolarakk]

pandalar uyandıktan sonra ilk bir saati kendilerine gelmek için debelenirler.

[Camillus @CamilusAugustus]

No quiero libros escritos por IA, quiero libros escritos por novelistas rusos alcoholicos al borde de un colapso mental por la depresión, así lo quiso Dios.

[🤠🤠 @Karlene_Kae]

So much makes sense now 🤯

[Etana @Etanarachel]

I get the sense the massive rise in adult ADHD may have a lot to do with the decline in cigarette smoking.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Being called "woke" in a world that can sleep through other people's suffering, isn't an insult.
- Pope Leo XIV

I fucking respect that.

[/r/Army @rArmyReddit]

‘No weirdoes’ is going to devastate the Signal, Intelligence, and Cyber fields honestly.

[Mrs. Roboto 🦄 @Shanditron5000]

Seriously though

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?"

Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."

[lidi ᶠᶠᶜ @lidi_ffc]

tenha um gato preto.
compre uma roupinha de freira.
o resto é história.

[🤠🤠 @Karlene_Kae]

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[Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport]

The closest Dominos to the Pentagon is reporting above average traffic.

Freddies Beach Bar, the closest gay bar to the Pentagon is reporting low traffic.

As of 6:27pm ET

[🤠🤠 @Karlene_Kae]

Sigh

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

new research reports that cats vocalize more when greeting male owners. researchers say this is because cats have apparently learned that men require additional explanation when provided with basic communication.

i don't like the idea that cats are judging me this accurately.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When someone uses your driveway to turn their car around.

[🤠🤠 @Karlene_Kae]

@diamondagewagie @SwannMarcus89 Loving "Boomerreich" ❤️

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me: