💖Karli💖

not a furry, just a fan of cats the musical.

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

if Crash Course, Legally Blonde, and Nacho Libre had a baby, that baby would be me.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if screens bad why watching big screen while holding little screen feel so good

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

I can’t believe they removed my work squatty potty (container of Clorox wipes)

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

There’s a bird trapped in my bathroom. Awesome

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

“Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” could have prevented the Salem Witch Trials.

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

My dad is super disappointed in me for being in “a sex show”. So I must be doing something right

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

One look at this would kill a Victorian child

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Sphere at The Venetian Resort in Paradise, Nevada, has an exosphere made of LED light panels which is visible from several miles away. It was tested on July 1st, 2023

[read more: https://t.co/VViYhUIx3G]

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

You don’t realize how truly privileged it is to live with a man who never ever, not even once, leaves the toilet seat up, until another man comes into your house and starts leaving it up all the time

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

Some people just pick a hairstyle when they are 13 and then just live like that forever.

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

Aspen dental is trying their absolute hardest to turn me into a Karen

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

I’m gonna start saying that I “read an article” when I actually watched a YouTube video.

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

Omg is “first dance” about virginity?!

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

Justin Bieber’s first two albums are superior because they are really Usher albums for tweens. They are op

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

Just did my first application to a bachelors program. Part of me didn’t think that would ever happen 🥹

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

Me on Tuesday at 9 am
“Alexa play Mr Boombastic”

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

I’m gonna free the Muppets

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

I had no idea Plato’s Symposium was so SO gay. Like hell yeah happy pride

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

@trevorarau That’s a fucking harsh reality that I’m considering. I think I might just have to be the crazy ketchup lady.

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

I have every intention to be hot forever

[💖Karli💖 @Karlinbobarlin]

Them: omg are you ok?! Why are you crying?

Me: I’m just on my period and listened to What a Wonderful World