Karlo Cabal

Just a short little care bear with a BIG OLE...Heart trying to take over the word. Not really, but why not dream big? 🇵🇭 🛫 🇺🇸

[David So @davidsocomedy]

I knew people who would NEVER sign up to the gym cause they always felt people were judging how they worked out, the way They looked, and their level of fitness. And boom here you have it. It’s become a trend. Leave ‘em alone and mind your fucken business.

[ESPN @espn]

Three years ago today, the world lost Kobe and Gianna Bryant 🤍

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When your homie who’s double cheeked up needs a spot

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Plan B fighting the nut in a Latina’s body

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When you look in the mirror while she’s sucking ya meat from the back

[Asia Jackson @aasian]

my mom isn’t misgendering you on purpose she’s just filipino

[Karlo Cabal @KarloCabal]

Fuck no! That shit is self inflicted torture 😭

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When the server bring out the check and he goes “split the check please”

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Dating a nurse is the best.. she’ll pin tren in your cheeks and then eat ya ass right after 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[₮Ø₦ɆⱤ @tonerrr_]

Nobody:

The guy that bum rushed Dave Chappelle:

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Can’t make this shit up 🤦🏽‍♂️

[David So @davidsocomedy]

“Supersize me” is free to watch on YouTube and I gotta tell you that it’s a REALLY good reminder to all of us that…

@McDonalds is SO DAMN GOOD. PUT SOME RESPECT ON THAT MCNUGGET AND FILET-O-FISH!

[Karlo Cabal @KarloCabal]

Almost looks like an RX-8

[Evan Shanks @EvanShanks]

Hello Twitter

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Ain’t no way 💀 https://t.co/t1N1lsAmaL

[Sabrina Leamon @sabrina_leamon]

Bruh no offense but horoscopes are so dumb like all of them have something that someone could relate to 💀

[Tim Chantarangsu @TimothyDeLaG]

I can’t fight it any longer

[Tim Chantarangsu @TimothyDeLaG]

“Steak well done” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩