Carlos Faya

hola. MN - CA

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

Juice... or fruit soup

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

Onions are just spicy apples.

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

Also: ice cubes=water croutons

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

Tip: tell her "guess where we're going out to eat?" Then she'll say the first thing that comes to mind. Use it wisely my dude

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

My grandpa who's a badass Guatemalan army vet/ part time musician made a Facebook show and it's the greatest thing I've ever seen 😂 keep living Abuelo 🤘🏽

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

Just shove that ish all the way back and live your life like it was before you met them; you were good then, and you'll be fine now🤷🏽‍♂️

[val @_valpho]

how do y’all detach yourselves so quick? it’s taking me like 542 years to get over this dude

[. @deletedu1223]

Always hard saying “goodbye” never knowing when the next “hello” will be

[. @deletedu1223]

Feels good being back in the land of 10,000 bug bites

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

3 more days till I escape life and pay a much needed visit to MN😍

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

It's like he was posing

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

@Kell_333 Tbh I have bad luck with people rear ending my cars in Cali as it is though😂 imagine a motorcycle

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

I saw someone crash into a motorcycle on my way to go look at motorcycles this morning... So yes I drove my ass back home

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

@hollywerning Omw to cure nostalgia

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

I'm so tired of buying books in college and not having to use them

[Oliver Smith @BigOL8]

Another amazing summer in the books #backtobooks

[guissel 🐮 @AsapGigi]

College sucks when ur a 1st generation and figuring it all out on your own. https://t.co/JL1RI07rEw

[. @deletedu1223]

Life is what you make of it

[Carlos Faya @KarlosFaya]

Updated life objective:

Get rich af in Cali, retire before 50, and raise my future kids in MN