Apartment 4 Humor

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Hail, Caesar! is a typical Coen brothers movie where a lot of stuff happens and then you shrug and leave the theater. #KarlReviewsMovies

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What's an Italian cheese? Is Swiss cheese Italian? #Pokemon20

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"I can't do my sexy face." What is your sexy face? "I don't know. I haven't done it in a while. I don't know if I've ever done it." #Waffles

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You know what @stape020 texted me about today? Pokemon. He asked me how to battle online and strategy. #GrowUpStape

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Oh that's weird. She's playing with his dick with chopsticks. She's giving him a blowjob while using chopsticks to hold his dick

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I don't like this already. She's on top of me. She's like a giant. I like her shoes. #LatikaDoesVR

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Listen, I'm not going to lie. I like having a penis. #TheForceAbreakens

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Fletch, describe what you see.

"Boobies."

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Now there's sound. My dick's white! #RafikiDoesVR

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*Waffles comes back after a phone call* "He was talking to ISIS right? Is his date names Iris or something?"

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Why do some models have wings and others don't? The rules of looking hot are so confusing #VictoriaSecretFashionShow

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I wish they didn't have to wear wings so we could see their butts #VictoriaSecretFashionShow

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Do you know that kid? No he's a freshman. Does he always smell like wet napkins? #Byron

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I was going to have chicken and vegetables for dinnee but then I had pizza #FattyWednesdays

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Fingerless gloves are so stupid. They're the vests for hands. #NationalComingOutDay

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I've been thinking & 1 of the reasons I really like fantasy football so far is that it's kind of like playing real life Pokemon for adults.

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I think I'm going to buy a dinosaur cookie cutter so I can make dinosaur chicken nuggets #IranDeal

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Does your knee loosen up when you start running? "I don't know. I usually stop running." #OneDirection

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Pulling a @jcbryant09 and getting drunk in my own tonight in an empty apartment. #ILoveScotch #YEEZYBOOST

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Are there any blatant stains in your clothes? "No, I bought these today because I didn't have any clean clothes." #GoodIdeaKarl