Karma Clarke

In a committed relationship with chocolate, tea and cake.

[Alice Clarke @Alicedkc]

Oh yeah, I reported on the Optus outage for @newscomauHQ yesterday: https://t.co/YpAWkELTlr

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

@Philip_from_Au 🤣

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

12 years goes by extremely fast when you are truely and deeply in love. Happy anniversary to the love of my life: @Alicedkc

[🐠🐟🐵🎩 @fishmonkeyhat]

There’s a quest! ✅

#PAXTogether #PAXAus

[Alice Clarke @Alicedkc]

So much big gaming news this week! You should subscribe to this newsletter to learn more 🤔

[Alice Clarke @Alicedkc]

I keep thinking about how going online used to be like wandering through a weird town with a carnival on: There were games to play, interesting things to learn, & stuff to explore.
But now the net is just a mall. Everything is trying to sell you something, & there's nothing to do

[Alice Clarke @Alicedkc]

Don’t forget to reserve your (free!) tickets to listen to my mum and me chat about her brilliant book.

[Alice Clarke @Alicedkc]

Come do this! It’s a great program.

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

Alice’s fantastic one liners, Saturday 12th of August: “Your soul has to be the same colour as your outfit” and “the trolleys are over there by the giant trolley sign”

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

@Alicedkc Ahem.

[Alice Clarke @Alicedkc]

It's always hilarious seeing the differences between my email style & Karma's.
My emails to professional contacts I've never met are "Yo! Could I please do this thing?"
Karma replying to my email about dinner:
"Dear Alice,
Thank you for your enquiry into this important matter..."

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

The window was open, and I was already in bed.

[UniMelb Library @unilibrary]

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[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

@Alicedkc @XboxANZ @Alicedkc This Barbie is a Gaymer!

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

@daemon_cook Yes! Sent one your way. :)

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

Friends. I’m on the other app that has the word Blue in the title. I also have two invite codes. Let me know if you would like one.

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

@Tara_Calaby Sent one your way. :)

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

@Alicedkc @XboxANZ It’s so…pink.

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

Very angry at myself for not making brownies this morning. 😡🤬

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

@kai_h Ooh. Guac. Come on avocados. We neeed youu.

[Karma Clarke @KarmaClarke]

Me: Sweetie, I’ve left the avocados out of the fridge for four days now. Surely they have ripened.
Alice: Honey…the entire house is a refrigerator right now.