RoshneeSharma🕉️

Sanatani 🇮🇳🕉️

[Sheetal Chopra 🇮🇳 @SheetalPronamo]

A HUGE Shivling weighing about 200 kgs was found from the Ganga river in Varanasi.

As per sources this Shivling could be about 2500 years old.

Ancients will rise again and world will know why Sanatan dharma is ETERNAL

[𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 @opolot_ronnie]

During Barack Obama's historic 2009 presidential inauguration, Denzel Washington was one of the first people to arrive & waited hours to see history

[🕉️ 𝗔𝗺𝗶𝘁🕉️Proud Hindu 🇮🇳 @Amit75757575]

JUST WHEN YOU ARE SURE SOME FAMOUS CELEBS ARE SUPPORTING YOUR “CAUSE”☹️☹️☹️☹️😢😢😢😢‼️

#BewareOfParasites #BewareOfFreeloaders

#cjp #CJP #CJP_ही_AAP_है #cjp_party
#pAAP_Hi_CJP_Hai

[Namita Balyan @NamitaBalyan]

CJP Protest yesterday attendees:

1000 police,
500 media,
200 bypassers,
100 old uncles,
60 reel makers,
50 Paid JNU dhapli gang,
20 Cockroaches,
10 saste LGBTQs,
10 thiefs,
1 deported 5 ft Dipke,
1 Nazuk cold coffee Saurav Dass,
1 Dhruv ka nachaniya Vijeta Dahiya,
1 Ladakhi naxal Wangchuk.

[Dr. Deepessh Divaakaran (Dr. DD) @md_deepesh]

Congratulations!!! The Cockroach Janata Party protest at Jantar Mantar was a historic success.

Cockroaches emerged from every corner.
From drains.
From cupboards.
From AAP office broken chairs.
From forgotten WhatsApp groups.

They all gathered.

Special thanks to Home Minister.

The Head Cockroach was allowed to land safely at Airport.

No Air Force scramble.
No NSG deployment.
No emergency cabinet meeting.

The nation survived.

Airport officials showed remarkable courage.

Faced with a man carrying Dr. Ambedkar's book,
they wisely allowed him to proceed.

A risky decision.

History will remember their bravery.

Then came the protest.

Experts predicted millions.

The ground predicted something else.

Even pigeons at Jantar Mantar looked confused.

The media seemed to outnumber the protesters.

And the spirit of Cockroaches was extraordinary.

One Cockroach explained that EVMs are coded in Python.

Gyanesh Kumar heard this, fainted, and was rushed to AIIMS.

Another group demanded resignations.

When asked whose resignation?

Research is still ongoing.

Several protesters were deeply affected by examination issues.

Some had never appeared for the exam.

Some were not eligible.

Some did not know which exam.

Then the Delhi Sun launched a counter-offensive.

The spokesperson of CJP fought bravely.

For almost an hour.

Then came the requests.

Cold coffee.
Mineral water.
Shade.

Emergency hydration.

The revolution briefly paused.

The Head Cockroach made a historic cameo appearance.

A few photographs.
A few slogans.
Then fainted.

Frankly, this is unacceptable.

Why was nutritious food not provided by Modi Ji?

Why was the Head Cockroach forced to face Delhi heat by Modi?

Modi must answer.

Soros human rights organizations must investigate.

France, India's dear dost, took special interest.

A special guest arrived from France24.

A special speech was delivered.

In front of a large no-crowd.

Then the cultural program began.

The legendary JNU Backstreet Boys performed their greatest hits.

Azadi.
RSS.
BJP.
Capitalism.
Brahminism.
Imperialism.
Kashmir.

Everything was discussed.

Except the original topic.

Meanwhile, the most dangerous section of Indian youth was missing.

The students studying.
The youngsters working.
The candidates preparing.
The people building careers.

Very suspicious.

Very shameful.

They refused to participate.

Instead, they chose jobs, exams, startups, and responsibilities.

It's unacceptable.

Corporate India should take note.

Talent was visible everywhere.

Especially after lunch.

Where plates, bottles, and wrappers were strategically deployed across the venue.

Some wanted to shake Delhi.

They barely disturbed a mosquito.

Overall, a tremendous success.

Nothing changed.
No policy changed.
No system changed.
No government changed.

I am sure Modi and Amit Shah slept peacefully.

Democracy survived.

Delhi survived.

The Sun survived.

And most importantly...

The cold coffee survived.

Jai Bhim!

#cjp_पार्टी #CockroachJanataParty

[tira‎‎ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🦢་༘࿐ @thvspeaks]

basic civic sense bhi nahi hai inlogo mai and look at these people bruh😭

[RoshneeSharma🕉️ @KarmaGameOfLife]

@VarahaWarrior @biharigurl I totally didn't spit out my chai laughing 🫣

[Crish Bhatia 🇮🇳 @bhatiacrish___]

Hated my Many but defeated by None !!

[Namami Bharatam 🚩 @Namami_Bharatam]

ॐ कालिकायै नमः

[RoshneeSharma🕉️ @KarmaGameOfLife]

@_KajalKushwaha @RaazBarot 🤣 Not cringe at all!

[Shayan Krishna @shayan_speaks]

My message to India 🇮🇳

India, when Abhijit Dipke (the radical founder of Cockroach Janta Party) lands at Delhi airport, I want you all to reach there and give him the grand welcome he deserves for attacking me, harassing my family, and spreading fake AI-generated videos to blackmail me!

This so-called “youth leader” is nothing but a paid agent funded by anti-Indian forces around the world. Don’t let him or people like him poison your minds against Shri Narendra Modi ji.

India is growing successfully and standing tall among the top countries in the world only because of the visionary leadership of Narendra Modi ji. He has made India proud on the global stage. India is lucky to have such a strong and dedicated leader like Modi Ji!

Let’s expose this radical left agenda once again!
Jai Hind! 🚩Jai Shri Ram! 🚩

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

77 MILLION VOTED FOR THIS 🙄 YOU GUYS MUST BE SO PROUD🤦

[Dr Poornima 🇮🇳 @PoornimaNimo]

Modi is not going anywhere.

[RoshneeSharma🕉️ @KarmaGameOfLife]

@Kristinartz @BudGothmog44 Nightmare Before Christmas

[Dr. Raj 😈 @MemebhaiMBBS]

Waiting for this 🙆🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[RoshneeSharma🕉️ @KarmaGameOfLife]

@therantinggola Seriously, she needs help. That's not normal...

[Semitic Jew @semitic_jew]

“Come along w me for a day in the life of a Racist White Christian Nationalist 😭

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Please, no matter what you do, do not post this photo as Donald Trump will lose his mind.

[Lala @FabulasGuy]

“Mumbai Man” because accused is Arbaaz Syed

NDTV 🤡

[desi mojito @desimojito]

NEWS : Four people were stabbed by a knifeman shouting ‘Ola oh Uber’ at a train station in Switzerland on Eid.

Not a single tweet from Rana, Sayema or Arfa saying, ‘I am ashamed as a Muslim.’