Mar Mar

no use crying over spilled mitochondria

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

Bork

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@AJHarmon House panther

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@teqvilawine Me: *being a RN*
Other peeps: "can you look at this rash?"

NO.

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@BeckieJBrown Got a BS Bio '05, went back for my BSN ~10yrs later. It was really different the second time around. It had always been an interest, but life experiences, maturity and wisdom I gained make me better at this new career choice. Lots of fellow adults on a 2nd career path in my class

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@RichardDawkins As a nurse working in orthopedics, I say we have not fully grasped this bipedal lifestyle.
#fallrisk

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

Appropriate #blackcat #fluffbutt

[Andrew Huang @andrewhuang]

The year is 2174. Wars have wiped out most of the human race and their technology.

Sheltered in the ruins of an office, a weary survivor finds the remains of a YouTube server. She manages to recover a fragment of its data.

It is a single comment.

It reads: “Your gay”

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@nutburgers Hmmm. I see the resemblance, kinda but nah.

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@SarahCAndersen Oohhhhh...secret things... :)

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@CraftedRL Close enough

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

Me: That's it. I'm never moving again! It. Is. The. Worst.

Also me: *applies to a bunch of out of state jobs*

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@CorlHorl This is why we can't have nice things

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@TrichsterFilm Get outta here you time traveler!

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@AJHarmon

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

JAMA throwing some shade 😂
#POTUS #unfit #assessment #Impeach45 #JAMA

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

@katrinaelsi Tortel Lin Isofial Oren

[Mar Mar @KarmaInMyPocket]

Some kid gave my kid lice.
#WorstGiftEver 🎁
#SoMuchLaundry

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

wow i was WAY off https://t.co/SiHhEWLsSd