Karma

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[Rick @TheHadou]

I’ma carry this weight but I’d be lying if I said it wouldn’t be nice for 2020 to stop stacking bricks for a bit.

[Rick @TheHadou]

You aren't born just to pay bills and die. Do something with your time to enjoy your time, cause time is limited.

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

The Antichrist is Back, and she’s wearing pink In a whole new Sin City 💕

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*Pictures an extremely grim former hooligan sitting at a dive bar in his monkey suit, tie loosened, shirt wrinkled. Grimacing into his shot of Larceny and growling this in a guttural undertone to a bright faced young bartender celebrating her first day at a corporate bar.

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

If you piss me off, or love me. Either way you’re fucked. 👌

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

Bartenders may be the head of the business. But your barback is the neck holding you up. #BeHumble

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When everyone around you is so small minded you want to explode. 🥺

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

“There was not enough cops on the road.” Said no one ever...... except @i1150n.... he said that. Just now. 😅

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The older I get. The angrier I get. #needanewoutlet

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What if all the people labeled “crazy” are really the only ones who can actually see. And the extreme cases... are the weaker ones with sight who just couldn’t take it anymore. And let them take over. #FoodForThought #KnowledgeIsPower #KnowledgeIsPain

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

I’m too intense? And you find that disrespectful? Bitch. It’s not my fault I’m an aged single malt scotch. And you can’t handle soda water. I’ll dial it down to a nice gin. But that’s about as palatable as I’m gonna get to the general masses. - . -

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If you are screaming you love someone but you aren’t speaking their language. Do you really love them?

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

If you know someone doesn’t speak your language and you calmly tell them they are about to be hit by a train that will end their life. Did you really try to save them?

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

New job. Still on training pay & get cut 3 hours early cuz it’s slow. So I get a drink & make friends with the regular who’s there daily & he buys everyone sitting at the bar a shot of #Avion44 and slips you a Benjamin 👌#nice

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

I used to absolutely despise the color yellow.... but.... I used to absolutely despise myself. Now I see how beautiful sunflowers are and yellow strikes happiness in me. Funny how our view of ourselves warp our entire reality to that hue.

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

If you ever wanna have a super hype day. Just get #TheFinalCountdown by #Europe stuck in your head first thing in the morning. #bonuspoints if you get it stuck in everyone else in your households head too 😅😅😅

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

This car smells like caseworkers and childhood trauma.

[Snack Queen @Bree_likes_naps]

Oh my GOWD 😍😍😍😍 my bestie, Karma Lavonne drew this for me for xmas. Thank you so much, I love it!
@KarmaLavonne

[Karma @KarmaLavonne]

How could anyone put up with a woman that batshit crazy? Seriously that must be some Amazon Prime pussy. Straight up premium. 😅 #wordsofthewise

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Necessary memory. I make poor decisions. I am far too forgiving. And I know this. However. Im also a damn fool for love. So here we go. Please Prove me wrong motherfucker. ♡