I'm Totally That Mom

Celebrity Tweet Reader..Binge Watching Superstar.. Mom to a 6 yr old - Tired, Exhausted, yet utterly Awesome! Antisocial mom over 40!

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My 7 year old has become infatuated with Elvis and Full House during this quarantine. So his new favorite celebrity is @JohnStamos. My son said he is a ladies man and he wants to be just like him :)

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#ThisIsUs

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I have so many theories that I'm sure are wrong#ThisIsUs

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#LipSyncNorfolk #LipSyncRescue

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Officially a First Grader @VBFairfieldES
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Last weekend of summer and my child wants to play video games all day and I'm just sitting here eating chips telling him he needs to go outside and be active #imtotallythatmom

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Look in low places #WhenYouNeedAFriend

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#WhenImFeelingUninspired I eat my feelings and take a nap

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Amy..Meet Keanu Reeves..Hello... #GetMeNakedIn5Words

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Watching a Christmas movie..Thanks @hallmarkmovie for making me want to put my tree up and bake cookies..Oh and to realize I need a Christmas miracle

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Walking right past @godsmack while they were playing basketball behind a local bar. "
Nope, we're here to see the band. "

Little did we know ..They were the band🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️#MyOneMajorRegret

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Home from work. Didn't have to dodge the neighbors. No one was outside. #antisocial

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#TequilaMadeMe Do the Pee Wee!

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#BeforeMobilePhonesExisted I read the back of shampoo bottles while in the bathroom -- Thank god for Twitter!

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#BeforeMobilePhonesExisted I actually had to talk to people

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#ICameISawI ordered it on Amazon!

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@BeckyKillinit

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#ICameISawI called my therapist and told her all about it

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#ICameISawI ran back in , crouched in the corner and wept

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@bookgirl8 @HashtagRoundup 🙌🙌🙌