chappell roan's dialectical jockstrap

cubs, bears, lightning, and PWHL connoisseur • ronance truther • side wound enjoyer • your conservative dad's fever nightmare

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How I sleep at night knowing I never once voted for that fat orange pedophile

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

"Straight people never make their sexuality their entire personality"
THEY DO. THEY LITERALLY DO IT EVERYDAY.
ITS THE REASON WHY I HAVE TO SEE SO MANY STUPID TAKES ON MY TL ABOUT PAYING FOR DATES, IF WIPING THEIR ASS OR DRINKING WATER IS OK AS A STRAIGHT MAN

[Trashed Panda @RailroadRaccoon]

Pritzker if you build this train you will be reincarnated as a Lotus flower

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[Mack's Cats @maxkatz515]

This sounds amazing and I would've wanted to go to DC for this.

Alas, people wanted the child rapist in bed with the KGB instead.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

a tipsy young Pete Buttigieg stumbles into an obscure room during a Harvard final club party. He sees a book about Canadian bread price regulation, but when he tries to pull it off the bookcase swings open to reveal a secret compartment.

a monkey paw lies on a pedestal inscribed with a message: "make a wish"

"one day, America will have a gay president"

the monkey paw curls

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Im a “the rich and powerful are rigging the system at every turn to force us all into a permanent underclass” Leftist, NOT one of them “punctuality is based in settler colonialism and ableism” Leftists

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

As a very young child I really enjoyed performing menial tasks (like de-shelling an entire bag of pistachios) and making my dolls have sex with each other. Then I got into reading, which stole my enjoyment of the mundane and my sense of eroticism

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Vivian @suchnerve]

The ancient texts…

[Standard Reference Margot @sickfootfour]

gay guy in my beach carpool just referred to chappel roan’s Hot to Go as “the she/they YMCA”

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

if you tell me a historical figure was bisexual and then you cite her marriage to a man and her slew of passionate affairs with solely women i’m laughing at you

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[gal pacino 🕸️🪽 @autumnstigmata]

we are in strange times where LGBT stories are practically everywhere, but truly queer stories are perhaps rarer across the arts than at any point since the late 60s.

[Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal]

Made a site that takes objects from wikipedia and turns them into endless I Spy

> https://t.co/3cDJmbdpf9

[chappell roan's dialectical jockstrap @Karma_IsA_Butch]

@imfynerthanfyne mhmm yeah i love me a...chicken tender public sex

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying

[saturn 🪻 @aquariusbutch]

a lot of people on here don’t know the historical/“traditional” butchfemme dynamic was the femme was the breadwinner and the butch was the homemaker. and it shows