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Trees, Bowls, Cats & Owls

[ꓘK @Karmiru]

If you joined Twitter before 2010, the X-ers are about to start that Methuselah trend on your ass.

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

I'm going to move to a forest somewhere in July and try to improve myself.

Franz Kafka, 1914.

[Orni🍀 @Meetrichy1]

All these for an apple I didn’t eat? 💔

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Welcome back to Wimbledon, Serena 👋

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Your future is shaped by the habits you repeat, not the goals you set.”

[Mwizi Khafila @mwizikhafila]

employment hubamba for the first three months, after hapo msee hu feel ni kama ako slavery

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Let's talk.

We are almost halfway through the year.

Which investments have worked so far? Share what you did so others can learn

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Why is Mbagathi, Valley, Muthaiga, and Thika Road always in good shape, while roads like Kasarani Mwiki & Ngong Road are literally fighting for their lives?

[James B @JamesB_afc]

A whole month since we won the title. A whole decade since the Battle of the Bastards. I can't believe how quickly time flies

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Ukichoka na wababa usirudi kwetu sisi vijana wadogo , mtu husonga mbele..tafta baba ya huyo mubaba😂

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

Nobody cares about your story until you win, so win

[MaX Holding @XCouncillor]

Ndindi Nyoro thought my saying he waa out of the country will save him? Hahaha i don't see you take trips outside the country to miss your silly Media Pressers. Fuck off cunt

[21 🥭 @wannaBeMase]

Those premier league clubs posting their "key" fixtures and leaving out Chelsea really hurt me man, was successfully rage baited

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Some things never change... 👀

World Cup 2022 🆚 World Cup 2026

[¥ @LAYSAINTLAURENT]

You cannot humble me… my confidence was not built from compliments.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

All of us during the World Cup

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Delete this before Apple makes something called iDo

[Abubakar @olabodela]

I really like how Arsenal run their social media pages. Multiple opportunities to throw shades at rival clubs that wouldn't hesitate to do the same at the slightest opportunity, but we choose to be classy everytime.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Sharp boys wameingia mpaka TSC. They have been deducting KSh 108 from every teacher. We have 461k teachers nationwide; they have been collecting 49M monthly.

A country headed by a sharp president full of sharp boys.

[Droid @droid254]

You really expected the guy that posted this to vote No for the Finance Bill