Nikhil Karnani

make everything amusing?

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Luxmi ji coming to Delhi Metro

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@rajuidesai Back in 2013-14, did the current ruling party prove that black money was kept in Swiss banks? MMS was weak and responsible for rupee crash? MMS was involved in scams? And so on and on and on…

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@Ankettskedia Ankit, basic hospitality ‘standards’ can differ basis the places you visit, right? While having a water bottle is basic hospitality in India, it doesn’t mean it would be a ‘standard’ everywhere. I really hope ‘customisation’ becomes a standard in this business but I hope��

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@dp_beer @WeekendInvestng Sir you are calling compromising in breathing, adaptation? You may call it adaptation. I call it making peace with poison.

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@jasveer10 @IshitaJoshi You think God didn’t show vulnerabilities? We just embrace complexity.

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@Vaishnav122 He intentionally posts silly, controversial takes.
Has figured out that outrage = replies = engagement. Has no quality to add in terms of fitness content anymore so this is the only option left.
The more ridiculous the take, the more people argue with it. And the he cashes in.

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@kawal279 Agar mujhe local dhabe se 300 ki dal makhani milegi toh main yahi bolunga na ki isse acha 300 deke Khadak Singh dhabe se na khaayu?

Brand banane ka matlab hi yahi hota hain ki why people should choose you? Fancy naamo se sirf product ban rahe yahaa, BRANDS nahi.

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@thesatbir Satpitt

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@zeptocares Aur 4-5 din lagenge kya isko sort karne mein?

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@zeptocares Haan bas aur koi kaam nahi hai bhai humaare paas! Order karo, complaint karo.

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@chiragbarjatya Maybe they simply never had the privilege of being taught what ‘peace’ looks like in a certain social context. Civic sense needs education, not condescension. And privilege shouldn’t be mistaken for evolution. Tu taste mein evolve ho gaya iska matlab yeh nahi sab inferior hain!

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@fssaiindia

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@iAsura_ Sirji, I think Vishwaguru saw that his popularity is at all time low. Those 2 video sessions didn’t work and students instead started making memes. The trend was alarming to them. And thus resignation of the junior and controlling our Vishwagurum’s image was the only way.

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@bhatnaturally Sirji our Vishwaguru saw that his popularity is at all time low. Even those two video sessions didn’t work and students instead started making memes. The trend was alarming to the party. And thus resignation of the junior and controlling our Vishwagurum’s image was the only way.

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@bhatnaturally Only ‘this’ education minister leading the ministry would have been in India’s interest?

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@amulcares What inconvenience! What have you done on this? Absolutely no shame!

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@Amul_Coop @fssaiindia @JioMart
FAKE MILK ALERT! Ordered Cow Milk from Amul via JioMart app. It smelled & tasted weird (like any chemical, detergent) after heating. Scanned the QR code at the back of the pack & found that BN code is from your Jodhpur dairy. I am attaching images

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@bhatnaturally If this will be solved, we’ll see Vishwaguru’s picture on each and every newspaper.

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@kushal_mehra Even if they said ‘listen to us’ but have they said ‘listen ONLY to us’?

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@bhatnaturally Everything is condemnable other than the PM and party members using maunmohan, widow remarks, raincoat jibe, etc etc for the opposition.

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@kushal_mehra So what are Governments doing to make them employable? What is their groundwork? Kids/students will learn what is available to them and what the school/colleges want them to learn.