Caro

Why I think I’m funny

[Caro @Karo1yn]

#SwiftiesForGovernor

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Swifties, now you have a reason to book the night train. After pleas from fans, Keolis and the MBTA announced Tuesday it will be releasing additional special event Commuter Rail tickets for Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour at Gillette Stadium May 20 and 21. https://t.co/VJWPNO7RKv

[Caro @Karo1yn]

I will always take coworkers not eating my baked goods personally.

[Caro @Karo1yn]

I found someone with a grinch body 😍

[Caro @Karo1yn]

My new favorite thing about being a boss is you don’t have to reply to everyone’s email 💅

[Caro @Karo1yn]

So it turns out singing while playing guitar is just stripped down karaoke

[Caro @Karo1yn]

Instagram feels too consequential rn so I’m back on Twitter

[Caro @Karo1yn]

Does enjoying scrapbooking asmr already make me a middle aged white lady?

[Caro @Karo1yn]

Using your mouse during a zoom presentation is the equivalent to talking with your hands.

[Caro @Karo1yn]

Biggest takeaway I got from Rocketman is that Elton John is a GINGER!?!?!! #late

[Caro @Karo1yn]

“Can I give you some marriage advice?” Should not be allowed in the workplace.

[Caro @Karo1yn]

I’ve told way too many people I’m building my own bed frame so I guess I have to do it

[Caro @Karo1yn]

If you have to get exposed to COVID, I suggest timing it right before making a heap of cheddar scallion scones. #mine

[Caro @Karo1yn]

I know I’ve gotten more rotten with age because I don’t brush my teeth before going to the dentist anymore.

[Caro @Karo1yn]

Latest DIY - framing my scrap fabric dyes!

[Caro @Karo1yn]

Email I want to send:
Well this guy has a mullet just to clue you in on what we’re dealing with here.

Email I actually send:
Great! Happy to help!

[Caro @Karo1yn]

A hunky south shore guy recommending his “wife’s” skinny keto instant coffee gives me faith in humanity.

[Caro @Karo1yn]

Why does my pee schedule seem to line up with people I hate the most?

[Caro @Karo1yn]

I wish the senate confirmation hearing was more like the first presidential debate.

[Caro @Karo1yn]

I met someone who hates the color green, so that’s something.

[Caro @Karo1yn]

Please sign my petition to ban Norah Jones from all dentist offices. She deserves better.