Saxor Karp

im cheese grater

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Employee Holding 5 Credits

[Saxor Karp @KarpSaxor]

I was a prophet

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Hello there, everyone. As you may have noticed, Twitter is a steaming pile of garbage. But for just $5 a month, I can and will make it actively worse

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@SketchyArtistCT What does this mean I'm scared

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This website is becoming so incredibly normal

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One nice thing about not tweeting often is that I can easily look at everything I've said on here. It's like a time capsule of stupid thoughts. I'm like a detective tasting the dirt of my digital footprint

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Slithering into the McDonald's drive thru to tempt the employees with riches and worms beyond their imaginings until I am banished with a barrage of nuggets

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Kids these days and their Nintendo Switches. Back in my day the only time we saw Donkey Kong was in the visions. We woke up screaming and we liked it!

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@ZeroSleepjpg Absolute best part of any romance manga

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@ZeroSleepjpg MLM (mannequins who love mannequins)

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@ThaumPenguin This feels like the kind of image you'd see on an scp entry

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Ah, new year's eve. Time has begun to shed it's skin, emerging as a new horrid creature

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You're in her dms I'm eating bugs off the sidewalk we are not the same

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And lo, a thousand a thousand voices slithered from the void, and in one unified breath they whispered, "Let me speak to your manager"

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If I had a time machine I’d bring all the Home Depot skeletons I could find to the Victorian age and surround a village with them while they all slept

[Saxor Karp @KarpSaxor]

@korb_tooth_man Does man not already pretend to be himself in a trenchcoat? That being said, a rat could play me more convincingly than me any day

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@ThaumPenguin Each dot represents one ice cream truck

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No thanks, I'd rather not learn that I know people on this hell site

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As above, Five Below