MsE

Sarcastic, forever curious, always learning, awkward mum of one, who is taking life one coffee-cup and doxie hug at a time.

[MsE @KarpovEmese]

Me after finally emptying the laundry basket: If everybody could stop wearing clothes in this household, that would be great. *winks at the dog* You are doing great, sweetie! #laundry
#whendoesitend

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I have completed my challenge of 40 books! ☺️✌️ https://t.co/KyvGWeZ47Q

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2022! How did you do? #Duolingo365

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Anyaként meglepôen sokat kell elbújva enni.

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I was really not aware that folding laundry would become such a looming chore once you become a mum. Are there no golden rules here? Like sleep when the laundry sleeps or something?

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

I’ve never been in prison but I have had meetings go past their scheduled time so I’m familiar

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A constant decision to make as a mum: should I sleep or should I chill and watch my shows etc so that I can pretend some normalcy. So this is fun!

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@zoewhittall @yourewrongabout Same! I was nodding so hard I felt dizzy while doing… household chores😅🤣

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@yourewrongabout @Sarcher I need the aspirational lifestyle book for people who sleep all the time. Is it available preorder? Let’s make sleep the new hustle!

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Being optimistic is setting an alarm for 6:30 each day while having a toddler who always wakes up around 5:30.

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@bunsenbernerbmd I wish I were this tweet

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Good morning to everyone except to companies still asking for a cover letter.

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I agree: nothing makes sense as you get older. You just a. get used to it b. too exhausted to give a damn.

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I am so glad we return to the office and to commuting. Finally, I can once more sit in traffic jams half day long.

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

extroverts are simply incorrect.

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@NSchmalholz Yep, that chapter is over. 🙂

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I reached the point in adulthood where weekdays and weekends are practically the same. Why nobody warns you about this?