Karpy diem

C’est la vie

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

Lil bro met god for a second😂

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

I was frolfing and I’m trash so I threw my disc on the road and the lady in the only car on the road locked eyes with me and switched lanes to run it over I was absolutely bewildered never gotten dunked on so hard in my life

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

I’ve been looking up hippo facts for like an hour😭 most other animals I can find % body fat easily. I’m on the verge of tears why isn’t avg % body fat of a hippo a readily available fact

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

Saw this right. Thought the pics looked a lil off cause the legs on the muscle photo look thicker than the normal pic. Curious so I looked up hippo body fat % and literally not one source on the entire fkn internet knows what % of a hippos body weight is fat. Pls help

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

Using CRISPR to cure a genetic blindness disease https://t.co/KIp30M0hmD

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

You think she’ll go out with me if I show her how much dogecoin I have

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

@naujsanedrac Thanks❤️

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

Just took my last final so that means I only need 359 more degrees to make an entire circle

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything.

[NAUJ @naujsanedrac]

No mater how hard I try I can’t WACA WACA way from the pain.

[Jude 🇦🇪 @iginister]

I've had it

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

Hey girl how are you doing? Yeah it has been a minute. Listen, all this coronavirus talk has me thinking about the diseases that we had in our relationship. Anyway, I missed you, hope you’re thriving and staying safe out there.

[Cheese Bröther @whoiscj1]

Dudes wanna go skiing everyday but ain’t go to math class bruh you worried about the wrong slope

[Mason🧑🏾‍🚀🪐 @ItsMasonMofos]

If you eat cereal and don’t drink the milk, fuck you.

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

I’m in a bad place rn....
Not mentally or anything I just live in St. Cloud

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

@ShaynaStevermer

[Karpy diem @Karpy10]

Eating Pringles but you have to stop and throw the can away when your hand can’t fit down it anymore