Kar 🐮

all I want in life are cows and pancakes

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

Why did no one warn me about postpartum sweating?? Now i have to pack a change of clothes for the baby AND myself... 💦💦💦

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

One if the new things I do to pass the time when my daughter is eating is to find Facebook mom groups and read through all the crazy... ope.

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

So I had a baby today, after pushing 4 hours and then ended up with a c-section... my husband is the one who managed to nap all day today🙄

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

After a break that was definitely not long enough, I am now Mrs. Olson instead of Ms. Cody..
Why does it make me feel old af? Also taking bets on how long it takes people to actually call me that.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Keep your rosaries off our ovaries

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

The last 6 months has really opened my eyes to how selfish people are.

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

@erinalbus5 Say it louder 👏🏻👏🏻

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

@Juliebeth18 It’s ridiculous, I am very ashamed of our area.

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

My bank account is sick of me checking it.. drop that money in there IRS...

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

For the love of all that is holy please tell me everything in #TigerKing is fake.. if it isn’t we deserve the ‘rona.

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

Someday, I want my students to love me as much as my dad’s love him. He video chats with all of his students every morning and he usually has to kick them off because they just want to talk for hours. ❤️

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

This press conference is a trainwreck..

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

This closure would be a lot more fun if it were 55 out.. get your shit together Mother nature...

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

Got the last tat before they shutdown the shops tonight. The start of my gramps memorial piece. ❤️

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We are the richest country in the history of the world. Every worker deserves a living wage, paid leave, health care, and a union—at all times, not just during a national crisis.

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

Well with this lovely break due to COVID-19 maybe I can Marie Kondo some shit. But, I am afraid nothing may spark joy..

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

Help my students succeed! TpT is my go-to source for high-quality, teacher-created classroom resources. A contribution to my TpT ClassFund allows me to get what I need to teach at my best. Thank you! https://t.co/NPVCiuMAiZ #TpTClassFund

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

Today was a very Monday-y Monday. I need a nap.

[Kar 🐮 @Kars35]

Today I was sitting in my students math class, I opened up laptop and Camilla starts signing about a good time, I immediately close laptop, music still plays. Co-teacher is staring, students are staring I leave the classroom mortified.