Karson

“Don’t worry about hurting my feelings because I guarantee you not one bit of my self-esteem is tied up in your acceptance” -Dr.Phil

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

The next time things go south in my life I'm dropping everything and moving to the islands to be a stingray wrangler

[Boone Pickens State @BP_State]

MOOD:

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

@kaleigh_baker7 YESS! And when you start to look at your life this way it’s AMAZING how quickly the excuses and barriers become nonexistent❤️❤️

[Lathan T. Crump @CrumpLathan]

Babe Ruth is the king of home runs and the king of strike outs with 714 home runs and 1,330 strike outs. You can’t have success without taking chances, take a chance every time you can.

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

@BrittenWallace I appreciate you ❤️❤️

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Spring Summer 2020. Thanks for this, Internet.

[Ty Rumford @rump_ty]

I feel like an ex boyfriend that messed up.. so I wrote a letter @thebryceloyd @duvall_riley

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

#1 of course... I’d do just about anything to be quarantined with @DrPhil 😂❤️

[Central Track @Central_Track]

CHOOSE YOUR DALLAS QUARANTINE HOUSE! #dallasaf

[Amber lee ⚓ @AmberNanez]

Brides are cancelling their big day. People are dying alone. Funerals of no more than 10 people. Healthcare workers staying away from their family for weeks/months to prevent infecting them with COVID- 19. The list goes on..
Meanwhile there’s SELFISH people on my snap partying..

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

@BrittenWallace Lol

[Sophie @ophiesayillhay]

1000 level classes: three books each worth $180 and a $300 access code

4000 level classes: prof: “okay so I can’t find this book online so we are each gonna request 20 pages from ILL and merge a big pdf together for the whole class. Ya dig? Do y’all wanna come over?”

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

imagine if Jolene never existed, we would've never gotten this gem

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

@goforth_maddy @OutlawJordan I’m in 100% on Hawaii 😂😂

[Niamh ⚘ @Only4Furuba]

Accents didn't exist until Niall Horan invented them

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

@elletripp

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #ChubaHubbard! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[Karson @Karsonstevens]

It took me 5 years and grad school to figure this out

[McKade Wickett @MckadeWickett]

Her crush must have chosen a breakaway roper over someone who hits all three and the trash can in the alley.

[☆Shandiin☆ @shandiinf]

*gmos killing absolutely no one*
Public: “the government is scamming us, we don’t know what’s in those FrankenFoods they cause cancer!”

*JUULs sending multiple people to the hospital*
Public: “JUULs are fine those people must have had some kind of underlying condition”