On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye
In case anyone needs a reminder:
• There are only 10 certified GMO crops in the US
• “Antibiotic-free” is literally a marketing scam
• Milk and red meat are not bad for you
• Market animals aren’t abused
• Agriculturists know what they’re talking about