Big Pan Rudderbutt

bro imagine being old

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Thank you @Umaechi. You were the best, and are a legend of this game. Every time we met on the court, I left that court a better player.
You elevated the talent of everyone you played with. I am in your debt. The next person to take your place has large shoes to fill.

Thank you.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

@TheGrandVanZant Imma need that ring from you for a sec, I promise I’ll give it back

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

OVERTIME AGAIN

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

@AlbanyAlphas I’m coming to the office. I can’t not talk about it anymore…I need to get this off my chest.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Hi, I’m back.

Took a break from Social Media, did some interviews, got a new house. All the fun of the fair.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

I am currently in talks with a few people in the hypercar industry.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

@TheSaintOfBBall I was waiting for her to show up. You'll notice I didn't leave my car until she pulled up.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

I have discovered Tara Albins’ sexual orientation.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Have yet to accept a contract. I'm keeping everything secret.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Free Agency has begun. Bring em out, everyone.

Everyone.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Just did one of my best performances last weekend at the AEFF (American Abstract and Experimental Film Festival) Awards (my song "A Technicolor Life" from the documentary I worked on for Nam June Paik.) Won the Best Original Song award. Thank you to everyone. And I ran like hell.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

@AstridVikingson @tyron_appleby Look-

You're not wrong-

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Currently in the hospital after accidentally drinking @tyron_appleby's coffee instead of my decaf.

I love my brain. I hate my brain.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Since I'm currently in a hospital bed, ask me anything!

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Just defended my Master's thesis, I now have an Master's in English with an emphasis in English Literature in Secondary Education.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

@TheSaintOfBBall Of course.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

Twitter decided to let @TheSaintOfBBall's apology fall into the depths of its hell.

I'm glad we can finally call for a truce. You are an insanely good player, Oscar. And I know I'm not innocent.

We can bury the hatchet whenever you want.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

@TheSaintOfBBall Okay, that was utterly stupid on my part. I apologize profusely for what I said about them.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

So let me get one thing straight.

Yes, I train in judo.
Yes, I went to the Olympics in Judo in 2020.
Yes, I placed in the top ten for heavyweights in the world.

No, I did not win a medal. No, I did not throw someone so hard they died.

Yes, I still want to play basketball.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

@ALKArctics Just a spot for your shoes and gym bag, a bunch of mats, and like twenty students and three trainers, all three of which are Judo World Championship medalists or Olympic team members.

[Big Pan Rudderbutt @KassiusWaterson]

@ALKArctics In a stuffy gym in Florida, and then in the Deeplock Killers' gym in Columbus with Sensei Kuwada-sama. That 5'7" ermine would throw me so hard I had to check if my back was still there. And it's this tiny place with an entrance down an alleyway in Columbus. No windows, no AC.