Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew)

Writer, reformed white rapper, co-host of Kasting Cuzzins #podcast w @KeefHerbin. AKA Uncle Flow, PointBlank by Proxy, Dilff the Shocker, underscore, Alex, etc.

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

Pretty much my only resolution for 2023 is to write more for myself. In that spirit, here’s a piece I’m proud of from May of this year: https://t.co/Se3kKdlJqN

**CW** descriptions of my, uh, gear

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

I made you a playlist —

Smashing Into 2023: An Arbitrary Number of Songs for a (Probably) Better Year

Featuring The Damned, XTC, Gang of Four, Turnstile, Wire, Roxy Music, Ween & more

Spotify: https://t.co/939lP2oR62

Apple Music: https://t.co/CuSoZiQKSN

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

I have to watch a lot of Sesame Street (kids) and my one wish for 2023 is that Cookie Monster and Gonger visit a veal farm.

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

@KeefHerbin Already bailed

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

Twitter wants me to let you know about my #NewProfilePic. TBH, I’m iffy about it at best.

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

@MelissaStetten “Tell me what I can do.”

PICK UP THE BABY

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

Question for fellow #podcasting peeps—

Do you have an episode that consistently pulls in new listeners… and you have no idea why?

We get hundreds of listens on this specific show - from Nov 2020 - every week: https://t.co/WbRkMmD971

We don’t get it.

#PodernFamily #podnation

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

It’s over for you hoes

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

@sarapolton We’ve got some holiday “leftovers” that you might like: https://t.co/YPGk6VrXii

Unless you’re a fan of A Christmas Story, that is.

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

If Gremlins is a Christmas movie then it stands to reason that Gremlins 2 is a perfect day-after-Christmas movie.

It’s G2, baby!

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

@reenareena We’re Kasting Cuzzins, a pod hosted by two recovering white rappers who look back at our output and (mostly) grimace at it: https://t.co/YPGk6VrXii

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

I should add that this is a hack that should only be employed when your in-laws are visiting.

If it’s just you, your partner and the kids, get your ass to work and be back pronto.

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

Christmas vibe: Being STOKED to take all the empty boxes out to the garage for breaking down into recycling. A 90 second job stretched out to 15 minutes. 🍻

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

It’s actually a great Xmas dad hack to just take every task you’re given that requires you to leave the room and make it last 500% longer than it should.

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

POV: You’ve just been tagged out for a few mins while the kids are in the bath. But you love your family and still want to be close enough to hear them give your wife a hard time after being reminded not to drink the bath water.

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

@JAYVERSACE https://t.co/s65rsDT76h

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@JAYVERSACE Though I guess this is more electronic than techno. Blade II soundtrack has some solids entries in the canon I think.

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@JAYVERSACE https://t.co/LOA4hO9WlX

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

Not sure if our #podcast is right for you? Here’s a healthy litmus test from our latest episode, lovingly titled “Boomer Xmas Porn”: https://t.co/Vr1NkN7xYx

[Yung Festivius🎄 (1/2 of the Kasting Cuzzins crew) @KastingCuzzins]

Two Kasts in one week?? We must be crazy.

Yeah we're crazy...

Crazy for the HOLIDAYS!

Okay, fr fr, don't miss the thrilling conclusion of our big xmas two-parter here: https://t.co/Vr1NkN708Z

(...unless you don't want to hear us trash Elf.)

#podcast #podcastrecommendations