Kat Laura Stephens

I write stuff. I play truckin' records. I teach ESL in Madrid. My kid and ukulele suck my time in the most wonderful of ways. I like beer!

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@channel5_tv I hope you realise that Neighbours has long been a source of great comfort for many people, especially those plagued with anxiety and depression, and your decision to stop showing it in the midst of these tumultuous and uncertain times is hugely disappointing.

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@informaticaaeat como cambio la contraseña en el clave pin? Debería haber recordado el cloud y no lo hizo.

[Yiannis Vassilakis @YGVassilakis]

Delighted to be dubbing Alan Partridge into French, Spanish, Italian and Greek, for wholly legitimate and authentic reasons 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇬🇷

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask.

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@julianalbrandt Jar of cooked chickpeas, drained and rinsed and mixed with tomato pasta sauce and feta. Can add other stuff too like herbs or veg if you can be bothered. Sometimes I can’t even be bothered to open the feta.

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@DanteMedema 2 Pisces
2 Scorpios
2 Aries (inc the dog)

and if you include our blended family members, who we hang out with frequently, you can add another 3 goddamn Scorpios to the mix.

In my parents' house it was 2 Leos, a Scorpio and my poor Sagittarius mother 😅

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@sincerelyamelia @ll_cool_jess Congratulations, Amelia!! Great news <3

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@thebodycoach can you PLEASE 🙌 give a shout out to Manuel, Candela, Loretta, and Clara in Madrid, Spain on Candela’s big 10th birthday today!!! We’ve been on 100% lockdown 4 weeks today and P.E with Joe is the highlight of our day ❤️Gracias!! #PEWithJoe

[Joe Wicks @thebodycoach]

Who’s going to join in this week for #PEWithJoe? 🙌🏻

It’s on every day Monday - Friday at 9am (UK) on my YouTube channel 😊🔥

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

Will my daughter's newly arrived passport also be shredded and melted down? (My 2010 & daughter's October 2019 issued passports). #brexit

[Brad Betts @870South]

If a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has sex with 100 random women in a year, he can produce 100 full term pregnancies. So why exactly are we only talking about regulating women?

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@IKEASpain Que pasa con el sitio web que llevo dos días intentando hacer un pedido y no. me. deja! Solo quiero daros pasta y NO ME DEJAIS! Hablé con alguien en la oficina, pero nada. Me ha aconsejado que espere y me deseó suerte! Alguien me ayudará por fi???

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@Nicole_Cliffe Tommy generally has strange positions.

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@nadiadiament @limitlessbooks Oh yey! Congratssss!! xxx

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@jules_chronicle @ericsmithrocks Inspired forethought!

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@ameliab The Monkey Puzzle and really anything Julia Donaldson.

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@AliceFitzWrites @clare_kane @Natalienuttall @wheresholls I barely held them back. I was scared of opening the floodgates if I allowed one tear to escape ;-)

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@alexisc_art My 3yo daughter calls the moon/luna "la moona" and ball/pelota "ballota". I LOVE IT, IT'S JUST TOO CUTE! <3 I'm waiting for more...

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

@wschneider412 @thekatsmews @mcorvisiero @CorvisieroLit Congratulations! I've been wanting to read this since you tweeted about it in (I think) last year's Pitchwars!

[Kat Laura Stephens @Kat7Stephens]

CANNOT WAIT!!!!! <3