Katie

Defined by a line. Solving one existential crisis at a time.

[Katie @KatAttk]

@BeBernie2020 <3

[Rose Movement 🌹 @Rosemvmt]

Fellow socialists / leftists: Let’s make sure we have #NoComradesUnder1k.

If you have less than 1k followers, RT this and we’ll follow you back🌹

[Katie @KatAttk]

The show in Hamilton tonight hit me on an existential level, and I need to process these feelings. Stunning - visually, emotionally, and aurally. @StevenWilsonHQ #stevenwilson

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

if you’re walking on egg shells around someone please stop you’re just making a mess

[Katie @KatAttk]

I portaged for the first time this weekend. Does this mean I'm now a higher level of Canadian? brb while I coat myself in maple syrup and chop down a tree. #portage #Canadians #canoe

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

A pancake a day keeps your feelings of inadequacy away momentarily.

[Katie @KatAttk]

My longest relationship is technically with Netflix, beating out my SO by 1.5 years. #netflixandchill #bae

[Katie @KatAttk]

My main goal in life is to watch every Haylie Duff romcom #romcom #goals #HaylieDuff

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

I've never once spelled occasion or broccoli correctly on the first try.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

As William Shakespeare wisely taught us, always kill yourself all the time.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Why the royal wedding is actually a celebration of me:
- both named Henry/Harry
- both 2nd born royal sons
- wedding held in chapel where I'm buried
- 19 May is the 482nd anniversary of the date I had Anne Boleyn beheaded
- ginger brotherhood

[Katie @KatAttk]

If you haven't watched it, you really should! https://t.co/QHhl2oomby

[Jeffrey Klarik @JeffreyKlarik]

Only 2️⃣ #Episodes left!!!
@Matt_LeBlanc @StephenMangan @BBCTwo

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Nothing exfoliates like death

[Katie @KatAttk]

You know you've peaked when the highlight of your Friday is cosmic bowling a la every childhood birthday party ever #The90s

[Katie @KatAttk]

Is it wrong that I kind of want to throw a 70s dinner party now? https://t.co/uMYIrUvm9r

[Katie @KatAttk]

I just want to tweet for the sake of tweeting. Just pretend I wrote something funny, or don't.

[Katie @KatAttk]

Is your beach outfit missing something? Pair it with existential dread. Not sure what to wear on date night? Existential dread. Wait, your existential dread needs something to spruce it up? HOW ABOUT EXISTENTIAL DREAD. Perfect for every occasion #fashion #Fashionista #lookingood