Mary Kathleen

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

@wardamnphil Sounds like your neighbor is the final boss in my line of ex boyfriends, NGL. 🥲

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

@eleanorbigsby4 Thank you, Eleanor!!! 🥰🥰

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

Your daughter will more than likely be sexually assaulted by someone at some point in her life, & the perpetrator will get away with it.

So, either get used to that idea or, IDK, find a way to value and support women whether or not they’re related to you. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

Wholly unsurprised by the decision for Auburn’s HC today, and not just because institutions don’t value women, but because the majority of individuals you meet in your lifetime don’t.

In 2015, I was SA’d in public multiple times by a dude who is a friend of some of my friends.

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

& to those reading this who have tweeted/said things like, “I wouldn’t trust FREEZE w/MY daughter, but at least he knows football” or “I’d never let so-and-so near MY daughter, but he’s a good coach,” guess what?

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

@AUSquid @whduncan

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

OK, I think I must have the wrong subscription or cable plan or SOMETHING can anyone tell me how to get to the soft core Disney porn please?????

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

@AUSquid @whduncan That’s the type of “Disney Adult” behavior I can get behind 😎

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

“We don’t need this division!”

Actually, we do. I want a DEFINITIVE👏🏼 division👏🏼 between me & anyone who condones the act of intentionally overlooking sexual assault allegations.

You can keep your airport War Eagle moment, I’m good.

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

This is the most I’ve enjoyed watching Auburn football since before covid hit tbh.

[TVBOO @musicbytvboo]

Pop that pussy like a wagon wheel

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

@wardamnphil Omg RIGHT THERE WITH YOU

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

Kirby Smart looks like he’s cosplaying as a teenage boy who’s trying to look older than he is so he can get into the bar for drink specials with his pledge brothers.

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

(But I mean I do absolutely care if we win or lose I just sort of said that to set up the rest of my tweet.)

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

As I haven’t cared all season, I still don’t care if we win or lose today. What I do care about, though, is that our players are being led by a coach that respects them.

Not a piece of garbage dude who not only denies science, but his own accountability.

Go crazy, Cadillac.🥰

[will @whduncan]

Ready to run through a wall for Coach Carnell Williams

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

@wardamnphil You’re in your Evermore and Folklore Era, it seems. Cc: @whduncan

[Mary Kathleen @KatByNight]

Oh, me? Well, I’m a They Ask Do You Have A Man I Can Still Say I Don’t Remember Sun, By The Way I’m Goin’ Out Tonight Moon, and a From Sprinkler Splashes to Fireplace Ashes Rising.

Unsurprisingly, my Mercury is in Sexy Baby, but my Mars is in Cat Eye Sharp Enough to Kill a Man.